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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She eats her toe jams
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    Covers his face because he's tired of hearing that he looks like Mr Bean
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He wants to make home made jelly and market it under the name toe jam, I tried to tell him it was a bad idea.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    justinegibbons wrote: »
    Covers his face because he's tired of hearing that he looks like Mr Bean

    Is really a super agent by the name of Man Eater.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Huge Hall & Oats fan
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Collects the Monkey's greatest hits.
  • lborsato1
    lborsato1 Posts: 1,011 Member
    has webbed toes
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
    has well pedicured feet
  • lborsato1
    lborsato1 Posts: 1,011 Member
    works at the carnival
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    likes to give people pedicures with his mouth
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Has gotten one of those oral pedicures.
  • heathbilly
    heathbilly Posts: 249 Member
    partied like it was 1999 in 2009 and threw out the PC out the window becasue of Y2k and the machines are rising.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Recently escaped from the institution.
  • lborsato1
    lborsato1 Posts: 1,011 Member
    does the laundry at the institution
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    Doesn't wash her laundry
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She has Beady eyes and isnt attractive at all!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    was born as a conjoined twin! Her profile picture was right before the operation.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Has 26 cats...each with a name starting with a different letter of the alphabet
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Got rid of my favorite kitty Zeus and didn't think I would notice!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Celebrates Christmas daily, except for the week of lent. This behavior began in adolescence as a mechanism to manage her fear of reindeer droppings falling from the sky.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Keeps looking up for reindeer flying overhead -- is afraid of the droppings.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Doesn't like the color yellow, it makes him nervous. Too cheerful!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Frustrated by repeated lunch thefts, made today's lunch-roll-ups with canned dog food and grass-clippings.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Frustrated by repeated lunch thefts, made today's lunch-roll-ups with canned dog food and grass-clippings.

    Likes to rob banks in all pink and with a water gun
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Has been soaked by the aforementioned water-gun for his insolence.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Drinks all day and night...that's why he's always smiling
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Farts constantly thus the mask.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    He just had sex with an old homeless woman, that's why he looks so relaxed in this picture
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    ... still under the impression that people that dress like women are all female.
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    He just had sex with an old homeless woman, that's why he looks so relaxed in this picture

    2 actually. I'm a multi task specialist.

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