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he has no idea what my humour entails! 0 -
She starred in numerous porn movies back in the 80s.0
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currently on the FBI most wanted list0
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invented the cheese grater0
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Picks her nose in public.0
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lost his nose in battle0
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Can't count to ten.
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Smoked a lot of pipes back in her day...which was like five years ago0
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he is really chuck Norris.0
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Farted on Noelv1976's pillows0
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Is deathly allergic to flowers0
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The soundtrack in her dreams is quadraphonic0
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Secretly wishes he had a "wicked cool" monocle like Mr. Peanut's.0
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She broke into the Storage for the Estate of Molly Brown, and is often spotted wearing her Hats and Bustles!0
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teaches olympic-class figure skaters how to mambo on rollerblades at the Colorado Springs training center as a method of getting free access to the incredible french toast served at Sunday brunches at the Broodmore Hotel.0
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Pretends he's a ninja at the supermarket and assassinates other people's groceries.0
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Poked a hole in the women's restroom so she could peek through the wall into the men's room0
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Caught me peeking and was deeply offended.
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she wrote... free wax and polish on the other side of the hole
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Yearns to be the bearded lady at a cheap carnival.0
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must learn to grow out my beard
has a pirate copy of her last bf 0 -
She likes to hand out toothpaste and dental floss on Halloween.0
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She married Sting0
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Found $10 on the ground at a concert and diligently tried to find the rightful owner instead of buying more beer with it.0
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Is a consumate liar0
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Is a crazy kitty0
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Totally needs *MORE* cowbell!!0
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Is actually a pirate0
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he makes me give him wet willies on every Thursday of the month0
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@determined_ella stole her identity from her elderly neighbor and passes herself off as a veterinary assistant of 40 years. #notbuyingit Ella! or whatever your real name is!!0
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