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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited March 2015
    we waited in bed for @kjm3579 but he freaked out and left :scream:
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    I only freaked out because of the things I saw @determined_ella doing!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    :joy: we got bored waiting!

    he broke the bed into a thousand pieces and sold each one on ebay for a penny!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    :joy: we got bored waiting!

    he broke the bed into a thousand pieces and sold each one on ebay for a penny!

    This is post a lie, not tell the truth......
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    used to be the acting coach for Clint Eastwood
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Is a world renowned ballerina!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is having my triplets next month
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Only fathered one of my triplets.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is really having octuplets -- I told the doctor to lie
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Wants to marry me so he can share in my tabloid glory!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Still digs me, and is insisting that I operate the cameras at her impending multiple-birth/clown-car event.
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    used to work as a stand up comedian
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Unties the knots in bar pretzels before eating them ...





    ... with his mind! :neutral_face:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Has t-shirts that he printed with "I love spnneil06" on the front.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She likes to wear the same underwear days at a time. Not because she's lazy, but because she's saving water by not washing them as often as she should.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Changes his profile picture several times each day rotating through a cadre of famous people to model the same outer wear (at the moment, this is Sandra Bullock)
  • JokerAndThief
    JokerAndThief Posts: 75 Member
    Sells octopuses ^-^
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Enjoys the smell of her own farts
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    Has no sense of humor.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Thinks everything is funny
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Laughs at me in bed, and it's not because i"m hilarious.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    @kjm3579‌ laughs at @Spnneil06‌ only because he knows I'm looking in the window at the two of em, wishing that I could fill that dark-hollow spot in my heart with half the joy they have...

    ... I mean really, what do they need all that dish-washing soap for anyway ?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Can bend spoons with his mind
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Loves working late on Friday
  • mycurvesandlashes
    mycurvesandlashes Posts: 40 Member
    Loves working early on Monday
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He hasn't worked a day in his life, trust fund baby.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He hasn't worked a day in his life, trust fund baby.

    She uses the alias Bonnie and dresses up in a black ski mask to rob people with her water gun for $50.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    Uses two mirrors for selfies to conceal that he is actually left-handed
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Uses two mirrors for selfies so that he appears to be left-handed

    Likes to dress in drag and dance to "My Milkshake"
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
    Likes to dress in drag and dance to "My Milkshake"
    Yep (the Richard Cheese cover though)

    @BlackScorpio91‌ As a colorist for a comic book, always tells the ladies that he's a liner...



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