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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He considers himself to be something of a MFP police. Goes around patrolling each thread.

    She has false teeth. She takes them out to scare her boring dates
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He considers himself to be something of a MFP police. Goes around patrolling each thread.

    She has false teeth. She takes them out to scare her boring dates

    That's not the only thing fake she removes...... (just sayin')

  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He considers himself to be something of a MFP police. Goes around patrolling each thread.

    She has false teeth. She takes them out to scare her boring dates

    That's not the only thing fake she removes...... (just sayin')

    Is really a sleeper agent codenamed Butt Pirate
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Is actually a celebrity that only is on this site to see how "real people" live.
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Doesn't really wear glasses
  • SweetnSassyLady
    SweetnSassyLady Posts: 355 Member
    Is a hoarder.....of puppies
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    Orders ice cream by the gallon.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Eats ice cream by the gallon
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    Talks like a minion
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Wore rags to her high school reunion. Said her job was being a hobo, and that she loved it!
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    She makes voodoo dolls for every guy she doesn't like.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Takes Selfies then enters them into magazine contests!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Takes Selfies then enters them into magazine contests!
    She is the crazy stalker who kidnapped @MikeCrazy and kept him hostage because she found out we were dating.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was the kidnapper and framed me because the cops were closing in!
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    How come I remember both of you, handcuffs, zip ties, and oh....please don't make me tell...
  • lborsato1
    lborsato1 Posts: 1,011 Member
    isn't wearing any pants either...... :o
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Just pervy pm'd mike to find out if he was really wearing pants or not in the picture.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    MikeCrazy wrote: »
    How come I remember both of you, handcuffs, zip ties, and oh....please don't make me tell...

    The drugs shouldn't have made it so you don't rem....um I mean, I wasn't there!
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    edited March 2015
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Just pervy pm'd mike to find out if he was really wearing pants or not in the picture.
    I actually checked my messages....*doh!*

  • Behindthesehazeleyes96
    Behindthesehazeleyes96 Posts: 544 Member
    @mikecrazy accidentally left his shirt at the bachelorette party performance last night
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    They call him The Flash. Not because he's fast or anything like that
  • kiousd
    kiousd Posts: 917 Member
    Drives a van that says free candy.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Starred in the shortlived 70s sitcom, Mister Pinchy Goes To The Park.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    He invented push up bras.
    lesliedebo wrote: »
    @mikecrazy accidentally left his shirt at the bachelorette party performance last night

    She's the one who took it off me, and that's not the only thing she kept...
  • Behindthesehazeleyes96
    Behindthesehazeleyes96 Posts: 544 Member
    Also kept magic mikecrazys virginity at the b party last night
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Uses bay leaves as deodorant - smells like a yummy roast.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Was actually born with webbed fingers but played that crazy knife stabby bar game one too many times.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Likes to fly kites in the parks with his dead parakeet
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Is in love with her cousin.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    She and spnneil have way too much cousin love.

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