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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    @FabulousFantasticFifty‌ - The original Charlie's Angel... After retiring from her clandestine efforts as Charlie's Angel, they found that her now vacant position could not be filled by a single candidate. In fact, three new agents were required just to keep up with what @FabulousFantasticFifty‌ was previously able to accomplish.

    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    When he goes out to eat he tips his servers with savings coupons he clipped from the Sunday paper!
    Indeed I do, typically from the very establishment in which I am dining so that the server's can "stick it to the man' and pocket the coupon savings from cash-paid meals of other patrons... This also allows me to keep all my pocket change so I have something to throw at traffic!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    That is kinda the truth you know! ;)
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    That is kinda the truth you know! ;)
    OK, a lie then ...
    Was the original model for much of the aircraft nose-art for the 18th Heavy Bombardment Squadron (RAF Mendlesham field) prior to their disbandment in 1945. it's been said that more than a million aircrew hand-slaps have found comfort on images of her thighs (and other bits) bringing each the courage and faith to continue.

    (OK, how's that?)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Hahahahahaha! Better! Would love that though! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


    He has no creativity or imagination whatsoever!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is really a cross dressing guy named Bubba
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Is Bubba's number one fan
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She's the mother of Cousin It
  • giannigreco83
    giannigreco83 Posts: 282 Member
    he's actually a terrorist...
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    He has an assortment amount of butt-plugs, with his name on it.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    His name is on one of the butt-plugs of the guy above him
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    You know that old saying, "What comes around, goes around?" Yeah, she goes around....all day!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Spends a lot of alone time with his butt plugs
  • giannigreco83
    giannigreco83 Posts: 282 Member
    edited March 2015
    He's my brother...I never use his butt plugs without his permission or he gets mad lol
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He is way too close with his brother!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She's waaaay too close with her two brothers, who are above her
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He is dating both of my brothers behind their backs!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She use to sell crack from her church parking lot.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Like to go to public restrooms and steal all of the tp, soap and hand towels. Then he stands outside and laughs as they come out.
  • giannigreco83
    giannigreco83 Posts: 282 Member
    the two guys above are getting married in ...3...2...1...lol
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is really Spnneli06's sister after her surgery
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Wants to marry my transgender sister giavinna
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is already married to me, she's one of my sister wives
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    His "sister wives" are really his sisters, he doesn't understand the concept fully!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    She digs me
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Has strange delusions ever since being let out of "the institution"
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    Has figured a way to access the intarwebz from inside the institution (making me jealous)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    They are both roommates in the same institution.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Spnneli06 is my sex therapist
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Spnneli06 is my sex therapist
    Good choice, is she familiar with your sex surrogate? (i'm not sure the cat can take much more of that!)
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    Used to be a woman. Still wears the panties

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