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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Won a contest doing just that!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Thought he was past his Erkle days.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Stocked up on HP cards and keeps texting me to come twerk for him.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Made a deal with Chaelaz for Twerking in exchange for him sending her pics of him pole dancing on Thursdays!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Offering to sell me hundreds of "slightly used" Harry Potter trading cards ...
  • JeffS435
    JeffS435 Posts: 133 Member
    likes to balance tacos on his nose while dancing to old Michael Jackson albums
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Had video taped evidence of the above
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    always goes shopping in a moomoo
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Thinks that Woman in Moomoos are damn sexaay!!!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Recovering from a severe "Village People" addiction; still cannot walk past a YMCA without elbows-above-ears gesturing and wild hip thrusting.

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    dresses as different village people each day in hopes of attracting fabs attention.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    dresses as different village people each day in hopes of attracting fabs attention.

    Is really a sleeper agent codenamed Man Eater
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Has an odd habit of kicking-open bathroom stalls then snapping a quick-pic of the going's-on before fleeing to the nearest Starbuck's to sap-off their free WiFi to post to one of his several Pintrest accounts.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    he doesn't like to brag, BUT: on a good day, he can fart in rainbow colors, to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy.
  • JoshMaz
    JoshMaz Posts: 419 Member
    Lures men in and then makes bogus posts from their phones while they're sleeping.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He is a baker. He makes the ginger bread man.
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    he used to play bass guitar in Alice Coopers band
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    he has discovered the secret: to life itself!
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    she was really the author of all those Harry Potter books
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Works as a male escort in kings cross
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is really a working girl on the streets of Philadelphia
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    sniffs paint thinner
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    smothers herself in brie
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    has a fetish for spreadable cheese
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Spread cheese all over her body to attract siport.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Uses Metric Time
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lesd dancer in the russian ballet
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    @47Jacqueline‌ - A modest and reserved lady who prefers the company of international spies with dark hair and excessive eyeliner
    Ha Ha :D:oo:)

    Doesn't own any long pants
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    This is one of the droids we were looking for ...
    Dancing_storm_troopers.gif
    ... now go get her.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    When he goes out to eat he tips his servers with savings coupons he clipped from the Sunday paper!

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