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      Won a contest doing just that!
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      Thought he was past his Erkle days.
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      Stocked up on HP cards and keeps texting me to come twerk for him.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Made a deal with Chaelaz for Twerking in exchange for him sending her pics of him pole dancing on Thursdays!
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      Offering to sell me hundreds of "slightly used" Harry Potter trading cards ...
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      likes to balance tacos on his nose while dancing to old Michael Jackson albums
    • Posts: 18,745 Member
      Had video taped evidence of the above
    • Posts: 2,353 Member
      always goes shopping in a moomoo
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Thinks that Woman in Moomoos are damn sexaay!!!
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      Recovering from a severe "Village People" addiction; still cannot walk past a YMCA without elbows-above-ears gesturing and wild hip thrusting.

    • Posts: 18,745 Member
      dresses as different village people each day in hopes of attracting fabs attention.
    • Posts: 5,241 Member
      Spnneil06 wrote: »
      dresses as different village people each day in hopes of attracting fabs attention.

      Is really a sleeper agent codenamed Man Eater
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      Has an odd habit of kicking-open bathroom stalls then snapping a quick-pic of the going's-on before fleeing to the nearest Starbuck's to sap-off their free WiFi to post to one of his several Pintrest accounts.
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      he doesn't like to brag, BUT: on a good day, he can fart in rainbow colors, to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy.
    • Posts: 419 Member
      Lures men in and then makes bogus posts from their phones while they're sleeping.
    • Posts: 6,946 Member
      He is a baker. He makes the ginger bread man.
    • Posts: 2,430 Member
      he used to play bass guitar in Alice Coopers band
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      he has discovered the secret: to life itself!
    • Posts: 2,430 Member
      she was really the author of all those Harry Potter books
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Works as a male escort in kings cross
    • Posts: 3,974 Member
      Is really a working girl on the streets of Philadelphia
    • Posts: 4,088 Member
      sniffs paint thinner
    • Posts: 7,429 Member
      smothers herself in brie
    • Posts: 4,088 Member
      has a fetish for spreadable cheese
    • Posts: 18,745 Member
      Spread cheese all over her body to attract siport.
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      Uses Metric Time
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      Lesd dancer in the russian ballet
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      standenvernet wrote: »
      @47Jacqueline‌ - A modest and reserved lady who prefers the company of international spies with dark hair and excessive eyeliner
      Ha Ha :D:oo:)

      Doesn't own any long pants
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      This is one of the droids we were looking for ...
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      ... now go get her.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      When he goes out to eat he tips his servers with savings coupons he clipped from the Sunday paper!

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