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  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Hates animation
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    @BlackScorpio91‌ Explains the krebs-cycle using the lexicon of a pulp romance novel

    Likes to watch Spongebob Squarepants
    ... sadly not a complete lie - even have Spongebob hand soap in two of the bathrooms here. :P


    @47Jacqueline‌ - A modest and reserved lady who prefers the company of international spies with dark hair and excessive eyeliner
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She likes to photo bomb at crime scenes.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    @BlackScorpio91‌ Explains the krebs-cycle using the lexicon of a pulp romance novel

    Likes to watch Spongebob Squarepants
    ... sadly not a complete lie - even have Spongebob hand soap in two of the bathrooms here. :P


    @47Jacqueline‌ - A modest and reserved lady who prefers the company of international spies with dark hair and excessive eyeliner

    Likes to rodeo ride rhinos
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Finds me stunning, witty, attractive, and fully "tolerable"
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    A dingo ate his baby
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Finds me stunning, witty, attractive, and fully "tolerable"

    False! I'm not into men sorry....and you love black women in secret don't ya?
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    ... not a secret (who wouldn't?)
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    @suzreen‌ Owns a highly trained baby-eating dingo.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is actually candy the wonder girl...shoots ping pong balls....well lets not go there :#
  • haloandhorns69
    haloandhorns69 Posts: 752
    Wears a clown suit to church
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    worked as a circus trapeze artist
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Works as a victoria secret model on the weekends....
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Professional Assassin for international hire
  • AmandaNicole083
    AmandaNicole083 Posts: 309 Member
    He dyes his hair
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a he
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    was an undercover police officer
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    County Sheriff working undercover
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Very superficial
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    has to Meditate daily to avoid committing murder.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Leads a slow and uneventful life headquartered on her private, and unfortunately volcanic, island in the south pacific. Strangely, her island is quite close to Gilligan's island, but was never in black & white
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    They call him cowboy bill the astronaut. He is a legend
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    Is actually Jacques Pepin (the chef guy), but chooses to masquerade as a stylized Will Ferrell so that his disdain for pants and male undergarments is more widely accepted (note, no pants in his profile pic). Little known is that he's whisking a homemade vinaigrette for use as a collar-stiffening starch-replacement as you read this
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Is actually Jacques Pepin (the chef guy), but chooses to masquerade as a stylized Will Ferrell so that his disdain for pants and male undergarments is more widely accepted (note, no pants in his profile pic). Little known is that he's whisking a homemade vinaigrette for use as a collar-stiffening starch-replacement as you read this

    Well played sir. Well played
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    More cowbell indeed -- We know what you are up to there Mr. Pepin ( @wellsjr79‌ ). You can't always cover your exposed man-handle with a chef's apron!

    Watch for spattering hot grease my friend.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Used to be a regular Guest star on Matlock
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Used to be a regular Guest star on Matlock

    Kicked a whale in the balls.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Isn't even a scorpio, but he is 91 years old!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Will twerk for Harry Potter trading cards.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Will twerk for Harry Potter trading cards.

    Likes to eat the boogers from a hippo.

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