Post a lie about the person above

haloandhorns69

Watches smurfs all the time

kangakev

first woman to climb Mount Rushmore

haloandhorns69

Someday I might lol!!!!

haloandhorns69

Hides n my closet at night

LiftingRiot

She is strangling someone in that poc, we just can't see. But it is why she is so happy

kangakev

haloandhorns69 wrote: »

Hides n my closet at night

I did try....but all the other guys not let me in

haloandhorns69

Hahaha

Is a sweet kind beared old lady

kangakev

made a television commercial for budweiser

LiftingRiot

Toys. Glorious gi Joe toys

taco_inspector

Just a boring old man

LiftingRiot

Does not know how to party

ScorpioJack_91

standenvernet wrote: »

Just a boring old man

Is a secret serial killer...maybe even an immortal Zodiac Killer.

taco_inspector

Splinter cell waiting for subliminal activation

aesthetikk

English is his third language

ScorpioJack_91

aesthetikk wrote: »

English is his third language

Is really a sleeper agent codenamed Dick Cheese

suzreen

He has seen every episode of HeeHaw ever made.

taco_inspector

Skates professionally with the "ICP on Ice" icecapade show (as 2 dope), and has been known to tie her shoelaces orally

suzreen

he likes to write poetry by the light of the full moon.

taco_inspector

Visits random buffets to secretly place yummy food in and amongst the otherwise bland and dried offerings

suzreen

He only goes to buffets for the bland and dried offerings.

LiftingRiot

She is simple and uninteresting

suzreen

I think that might actually be true. Try again

LiftingRiot

Took 10 tries before she got the profile picture just the way she wanted it.

taco_inspector

suzreen wrote: »

He only goes to buffets for the bland and dried offerings.

... Precisely why I find your "evening pastime" deplorable,

@wellsjr79‌ Walks backward to achieve negative-caloric-bulking

suzreen

wellsjr79 wrote: »

Took 10 tries before she got the profile picture just the way she wanted it.

wellsjr79 post a LIE.

LiftingRiot

One of those girls that always has to wear makeup.

taco_inspector

@wellsjr79‌ Embraces his inner zen and dwells exclusively 'within'... also, apparently does not recognize @suzreen as someone that he knows well.

ScorpioJack_91

standenvernet wrote: »

@wellsjr79‌ Embraces his inner zen and dwells exclusively 'within'... also, apparently does not recognize @suzreen as someone that he knows well.

Likes blonde alien women

taco_inspector

BlackScorpio91 wrote: »

standenvernet wrote: »

@wellsjr79‌ Embraces his inner zen and dwells exclusively 'within'... also, apparently does not recognize @suzreen as someone that he knows well.

Likes blonde alien women

(well, at this point, if they need US citizenship, we can talk...


@BlackScorpio91‌ Explains the krebs-cycle using the lexicon of a pulp romance novel

ScorpioJack_91

standenvernet wrote: »

BlackScorpio91 wrote: »

standenvernet wrote: »

@wellsjr79‌ Embraces his inner zen and dwells exclusively 'within'... also, apparently does not recognize @suzreen as someone that he knows well.

Likes blonde alien women

(well, at this point, if they need US citizenship, we can talk...


@BlackScorpio91‌ Explains the krebs-cycle using the lexicon of a pulp romance novel

Likes to watch Spongebob Squarepants