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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Wants me to admit I'm smitten with him so he can put it on his dating profile. Currently being crushed by: Spnneil06 on MFP.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Wants me to admit I'm smitten with him so he can put it on his dating profile. Currently being crushed by: Spnneil06 on MFP.
    no lie, that would be an awesome endorsement, but would tragically damage your rep in sooo many ways.

    As an Illuminati, posts by @Spnneil06‌ are rendered in disappearing pixels and are not visible to the unaided eye. She embeds an ultrasonic WAV file that loops behind her posts that is tuned to at a frequency that will cause your eyeballs to resonate creating differential vibrations in your eyes' rods and cones. Fortunate for us, this oscillation induces a rod/cone standing wave that exactly matches the rod/cone tip-speed-amplitude to the wavelength of the otherwise undetectable pixels in her posts. (Thank you @Spnneil06‌ for providing this feature so that we may share in your wisdom)
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He is sitting in his office hatching a plan to take over the world with @Spnneil06‌ as his accomplace.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is really an anarchist
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Was his fault, he let the dogs out.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Had to let the dogs out, they were hogging the bed that I wanted to tie Spnneil06 to.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Walks around town scraping gum off of various chair, tables and streets to save money buying his own. considers it recycling.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    @Noelv1976‌ Obscuring his face here to avoid the guilt of the ultimate original sin (put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up).

    @Spnneil06‌ Loves her some 2nd-hand gum ...
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She goes to the food banks every lunch. Says she's "poor"
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    She goes to the food banks every lunch. Says she's "poor"
    :smiley: lol

    He won't show his mouth because he had botox and wasn't pleased with the results.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Doesn't show us the rest of her because she weighs 450 lbs. and still eats cheetos every day.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Likes his girls HUGE, which is why he sends me pervy pm's!
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Won a wet t-shirt contest
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wanted me to PM her since she's so lonely sitting at home eating all day
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Wanted to do pervy pm role play. He wanted to be my washing machine repair man, and me the bored lonely housewife.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Kept the wet tee-shirt for the "Spin-Cycle Imbalance" portion of her role play with @kjm3579‌
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    He doesn't change his underwear.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    makes and sells tin foil hats for the purpose of aliens not being able to read our minds.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Chews on the corners of foil headwear for the buzz-factor; prefers 'previously-worn' items for this activity.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Never wears hats.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is the Head of a Secret Spy Ring!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Works as a madam at a resort in Nevada
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    He's the one that put the tiny hole in the women's locker room at the neighborhood gym.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    He sells rubber ducks to remote villages in Hoduras.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    He's the one that put the tiny hole in the women's locker room at the neighborhood gym.
    Not true, I did the cameras in the shower stalls! (Ooops!)
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Busted!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He considers himself to be something of a MFP police. Goes around patrolling each thread.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    MikeCrazy wrote: »
    He sells rubber ducks to remote villages in Hoduras.

    Walks through the retirement homes without a shirt. Likes to flex his pecs to the little old ladies in a wheelchair while they're wearing a diaper and ventilator.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    he's known as the duck man
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Doesn't like wearing a shirt, one wonders what else he doesn't like to wear.

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