Bane_InTheAss

Yeah. They add a 10 second delay (sleep) to each postback. Thus, every time you click, it takes 10 seconds for the page to appear. Silly, right?

Did you know the mods restricted this account already?

You know... if you really e-loved me, you wouldn't be so selfish, right?

Depends. How do you and the other chick feel about baby-pools full of Jel-O?

It's sad, but I really am. My girls have me wrapped around their fingers, and they know it.

Think? Or daydream?

Go ask your mother. (haha)

Grounded.

Like giving her the dad-look, for showing off her hoo-hoos.

I feel like asking her what kind of a weirdo only shows half of their face in a black-and-white photo?? ;)

Holy crap. Were you two separated at birth?

That just puts him in the majority. We're not popular. ;)

Like cautiously asking the gentleman above to explain why his name phonetically spells "murder 37."

Like talking to her would constitute a felony.

No?

I had some gluten-free cherry muffins this morning... they were like sex in a muffin wrapper.

I know, right? If it were legal, I would marry muffins.

Thanks for clearing that up. And no matter what anyone says, you in no way came-off as tiny, insecure and suffering from devastatingly low self-esteem. Keep your chin up, Muffin.

Here's some other things you don't need: Internet A computer A Facebook page Tonsils An appendix Sex A car 27942 pictures of yourself in front of a bathroom mirror Underwear You don't NEED them, but they're nice to have when you do. How is any of this relevant to anything, anywhere, ever?

No?

Pthffff?

Bad?

Is it wrong that it totally amuses me to no end?

Have you not seen the video? He catches.

Why are you acting so coy, lover?

I know right? I just got an eye-full.

Do you know our "drama" on here makes people reeeeeally jealous?

Do those two requests not work counter to one another?

You guys know what? Account #9.