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Do you wipe front to back or back to front? This is important.

Water MAY be harmful to your health. Not kidding. People have died from drinking water. I think there should be a warning label on all Taps, Wells, and Water Bubblers. California? Are you listening?

'I know what you're thinking about,' said Tweedledum; 'but it isn't so, nohow.' 'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'

No. My Mommy never taught me that. However, she did teach me this: If you see someone on stranded on the side of the road, stop and help (unless they look like a serial killer). To me, people who have misguided misconceptions (i-lipo, hcg, diet pills, etc) are equivalent to a person stranded on the side of the road with…

Because "fat" rhymes with "fat" which sounds a lot like the "fat" that settled onto our "fat" @sses forcing us to exercise to melt away our "fat" . Not to be confused with "phat", btw.

.... told a lie.

Same here.... very a-typical. I have a BA in Business, an Associates in Science, and another Associates in Art. I'm currently going back for my Groomer's License. I own my own business (pet supply store <-- which is why I'm going back to school, I want to expand my business) where I work 54+ hours a week. I have 2 kids…

No exercise is bad exercise. When do you have the most energy and time? If you're tired you probably won't put as much "oomph" into your work out and will burn less. Aside from that I highly doubt that the numbers on the clock will effect your workout in any significant way.

I am so sorry for your wife's loss! This made me cry! I sincerely thank you for sharing this. Why am I crazy about dogs? I do foster care for the local shelter and am receiving a new foster puppy today. A 7 month old Pit-Shepherd Mix who was nearly starved to death. You could count his ribs from across a room. I have seen…

Ronzoni Smart Taste Noodles are lower than most in calories (not by a lot, but every bit counts!). Limit yourself to one portion (use a scale to measure) and pair it with a lot of steamed vegetables. Watch your sauce portions, too. Red sauce is healthier and lower in calories than white sauce. There is no reason to give it…

I started MFP over a year ago with a very aggressive and stubborn attitude, just like you. I ate an average of 900 calories per day and worked out like a maniac..... this is what I learned during my adventure: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/302589-eat-more-to-lose-more-explained Increase your calories and do it…

My Dad tells me all the time that I need to lose 10 more #'s so I can become a stripper. But he's joking........ I think. :P

My thoughts exactly.

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Because you obviously didn't see my response to your question, here it is again...

I second this. <---- This is me training for the zombie apocalypse.

Yep. They "literally" have a pregnant woman pee in a "sterile" cup then isolate and remove the hormone and process it for injection or ingestion.

So you have bad health.... and you think injecting yourself with hormones and denying your body much needed nutrition by restricting yourself to 500 calories a day, essentially starving yourself is going to help. Pretty sure that is considered disordered eating behavior and is NOT going to help your health any.

You can stop right there. This statement completely voids your defense of a 500 calorie diet. Injecting or injesting a hormone derived from the urine of pregnant humans solely for vanity is just plain out dangerous and stupid.

.... and to expand a little further on what you referred to as "weight-ism", speaking strictly from an evolutionary history standpoint (think about cavemen, nomads, and hunter/gatherers): an over weight person is a greater strain on natural resources, provides little in the way of protection from predators and opposing…

I don't think its shameful. I think its an inherent biological survival mechanism to avoid people who appear creepy, diseased, dangerous, unfriendly, or otherwise unpleasant in any way that may hinder our health, comfort, or survival.

You should spend some time reflecting on your reasons for this guilt. You need to eat and you shouldn't feel guilty about doing something you are required to do to survive. What and how much are you eating? Stay in your calorie goal and make an effort to eat healthy-er foods.

Does your wagon have seat belts? The only person who can help you is you. Spend some time reflecting on the triggers that cause you to "fall off the wagon" and fix them.

What's wrong with sugar?

There are sidewalks in Arizona? I thought there was just sand.

You don't need to give up cookies. I met my weight goal 6 months ago (down 50 lbs to my currently weight of 117) while having a cookie or two pretty much every day. I have also maintained my goal weight for the past 6 months still having a cookie or two every day. I fit it into my calorie goal and am a little more choosy…

UPDATE: So.... We played it and had a blast. It would be more fun with more players, though. It was only us two and I lost rather quickly and then caused him to lose rather quickly afterwords.

My name is "Never say Never".