FBU3760

Next to the word "lump," it is the word most often used to describe of my body.

I would take it. All I ever hear is: "dude, you're not only fat, you're ugly."

I am the most obnoxious person in any gym I've ever been. I like to go to the gym in spandex. (I'm 52 and saggy as hell...) And, then I pretend to be a karate expert and stand in the middle of the floor doing some shadow boxing and looking like I know what I'm doing. (I don't, but you wouldn't know the difference...) And,…

I'm an expert in handling people like this: just shoot him.