mikeyrp Member

Geology professor with a love of all things igneous. Lives in a converted barn with a roof which needs constant repair. Plays the viola. Once rode a turtle. Favorite tool is a staple gun. Dream is to tickle a tiger. Wears a pink cravat on Tuesdays.

Deffo. If you were a vampire would you turn me?

Deadly assassin and master of the art of seduction. Stole the secret recipe for coke life. Couldn't find a buyer because it tastes rubbish! Also has a keen interest in newts.

Basil

Lilac

David Hasselhoff

I think the sled would be pulled by Great Danes. My Boxer loves them!!! Would you design our outfits?

Just had the stabilizers removed from his bike.

PMSL Oh yes! Would that make you Mrs Santa Paws? And would it by PC to call you "my *kitten*" as its contextually correct?

I definitely travel a lot. "Likes" is open to interpretation. Split personality which due to a genetic mutation manifests itself physically as well as mentally. All four personalities like chocolate but only one likes icecream.

Not a million miles away from my university degree.... Professional day dreamer.

Only if you return the favor. Would you help me to write a note to Santa for my dog? (we did this today... she wants a bone, bacon, a jumper and a cat to love her.)

Collects leaves. Uses them to make great works of art. Keeps pet ravens. Hops on an alternative leg each day. Has a flavored tea named after him. Thinks prawns play chess.

Runs a circus act of trained performing frogs. They sing, dance and play musical instruments. Fears visiting France.

freshly cut grass

Fairy dust

Guinea Pig

How far are we going? I've driven from central UK to the south of France in a day, that was OK... But I don't fancy going all the way to the east side of Russia - The driving is bonkers out there! Would you reenact the Rocky training montages with me?

Ski instructor who is going to have to take some time off. Once taught a banana to dance.

Nutmeg

I'd make something up on the spot Would you dance whilst I played?

Fig newtons

Don't put words into my mouth! Ventriloquist

Roast dinner

I would - but you would ask me to stop pretty quickly. Would you rather I played the guitar?

Fraggle.

Lemonade

Mint

Literally, you take my boat and you float it. Probably. Maybe its a metaphor. I would rub your feet with an eraser (which we call a rubber in England!).

@Momf3boys Knitwear designer by day, kilt wearer by night. Plays the bagpipes until 3am. Has deaf neighbors who love for her her cake baking skills. Bakes kick *kitten* chocolate cake. Once talked a lemon into squeezing itself. Has never watched Dr Who. Keeps feminine hygiene products in the fridge.