OldManOfTheSea Member

You look like one of those Mexican wrestlers. Nacho Libre.

They don't even have a picture. The name is weird too.

A good cook

I'd spread half butter cream on one side and then whipped frosting on the other. Do we get to lick it off?

I look pretty stupid when I run but I do it anyway. Maybe I'm too old to care or too deaf to hear them yelling at me but I haven't had anyone mention it.

So don't wear a bra. That solves this problem while you're working on cutting back on the amount of body fat you have.

Get a grill, buy some LACTAID ®, and learn how to cook a variety of foods.

Your job provides food at a specific ratio? Do they pick out all of your food for you? Are you an astronaut? I don't know how to make a macronutrient transition like this. What type of body changes do you think will happen?

I have the opposite problem. My children think I'm too old to do this. I can walk 3 miles without feeling too bent out of shape and they need to mind their own business. If I can do it then so can you.

Mostly likely he's busy at the gentleman's club.

My granddaughter has the exact same conversations with her friends. I thought I would be done hearing these conversations once she was out of high school but apparently people still do this as adults. Who knew? What is this instagram thing?

I can now walk nearly 3 miles without getting too winded. These vitamins I'm taking and these Sketchers shape up shoes really help me feel better.

That's quite a product if it makes you feel younger and brings your husband back. Perhaps your husband came back because you act more like the young woman he fell in love with instead of a cranky old housewife. Stories like this really brighten my day. I'm very happy for you. My mother was always a supporter of people…

Is this sarcasm?

It is kind of you to help people out when they lose their sports equipment in a tree or a neighbor's yard.

I like the cut of your jib. You sail around the horn and cut him off with your quick wit and savvy humor. I did chuckle at your joke.

I'm only here to be supportive and helpful. I'm sure she looks nice in them. There is no need for me to question her choice of apparel.

I bet you look great in them. Are they comfortable or do you just wear them for aesthetic reasons?

I had diarrhea once at a truck stop just like that. I think it was the food I ate there so I don't feel guilty about not cleaning it up.

I think it's red.

You sure are funny Dani

I actually have one glass eye. They make them good these days. Many people can't even tell that I have one.

I love nudism. It's natural and just how the good Lord made us. Send me a private message if you want pictures of me relaxing at home.

You kids these days give up so easy. I was married for 45 years before my wife passed away. It's a shame people don't honor their vows on their wedding day. I would help support everyone's fitness goals here however. Those are good no matter what part of your journey you're on. It helps me stay fit and independent.…