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Exactly, you've got to draw a line in the sand. Here use this penis to draw a line in the sand.

Given how terrible your auto correct works you may have very well told him to show you his genitals.

Already done and posted to redtube. My pet armadillo was not impressed.

You'll change your mind when you try Chic-fil-A. It's so 'Merican they have a bald eagle fly over and apply the seasoning to the chicken. Also our donut holes are pretty great, just ask @DeadliftsAndSprinkles

@caco_ethes can provide some great advice on how to handle your belongings when moving.

I got a good deal on a mail-order bride from Groupon.com once. Although a lot of other people did too....

Yes I do and her name's Tiffany.

The 3D printer is only helpful if we have filament that you can eat. Then we can spend 12 hours printing a slice of bread for dinner.

Where would you say the line gets crossed between being prepared in the event of an emergency and paranoia/living in fear?

No we're in a cave, pay attention.

Yeah but we'll have to go steal it. Think it works the same way as siphoning gas from a vehicle, instead of a water hose in the gas tank though you use an extension cord and hook it to someone's house.

Betty White survives all of this, that's a known fact.

Oh yeah... @DeadliftsAndSprinkles can you hold ceramic owls that hold cookies?

Yes but we're only talking about cookies right now you try-hard!

You have to decide between the two. The ceramic owl can hold cookies, @DeadliftsAndSprinkles can you hold cookies?

Maybe I already know it! Maybe I've already been there, looted it, and filled up my awesome cave.

Fine....we can have one decoration.

You don't decorate man-caves. We can stack all the food/supplies we're going to steal from @DeadliftsAndSprinkles up against the walls though.

I'm going to go live in a cave. I'm going to do that anyways, but if it's a doomsday scenario I might move there a little quicker.

Sorry running late, had to stop for tarps and duct tape.

Probably one of the best things I've done since joining MFP was signing up for premium. You can get by with the free version but premium has so many additional options to make your MFP experience much more enjoyable.

Better than throwing up in your mug in the selfie thread.

There was a sultry bat lady around here one time that I tended to agree on most things with.

@Caporegime at first glance you can't tell us apart.

Piggy back of course.

That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.

Nice, what is nice?

Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?