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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.

    What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?

    2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,


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    Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.

    The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem

    Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem

    Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?

    She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old

    Nice, what is nice?
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
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    If you bite me I’ll bite you back
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    spanish_liza wrote: »
    If you bite me I’ll bite you back

    Promise?
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
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    Don't shove food in my face.
  • Lift_Run_Eat
    Lift_Run_Eat Posts: 986 Member
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    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Guys pay for dates

    I disagree. Whoever does the inviting should pay for the date.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    rhenry2424 wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Guys pay for dates

    I disagree. Whoever does the inviting should pay for the date.

    I disagree. Guy pays.
  • Kenn1414
    Kenn1414 Posts: 389 Member
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    My first unspoken rule is to not pick up the phone when an ex calls. You know they're only calling cause they're drunk and alone.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    kennalgar123 wrote: »
    My first unspoken rule is to not pick up the phone when an ex calls. You know they're only calling cause they're drunk and alone.

    I disagree. Definitely pick up. They are drunk and alone!
  • Kenn1414
    Kenn1414 Posts: 389 Member
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    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    kennalgar123 wrote: »
    My first unspoken rule is to not pick up the phone when an ex calls. You know they're only calling cause they're drunk and alone.

    I disagree. Definitely pick up. They are drunk and alone!

    But if you let them in, you'll just have to kick them out again!
  • CleverLoginName
    CleverLoginName Posts: 7 Member
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    The last piece of gum in a pack always goes to the person who bought it.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    CleverLoginName wrote: »
    The last piece of gum in a pack always goes to the person who bought it.

    Not me this time I promise!
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    CleverLoginName wrote: »
    The last piece of gum in a pack always goes to the person who bought it.

    Who dis?

    :D doppelganger?
  • CleverLoginName
    CleverLoginName Posts: 7 Member
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    @Clever_User_Name lol I tried that one an it was taken. so i had to get even more clever...
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    If you bite me I’ll bite you back

    Promise?

    100
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    If you pee on it, you clean it. COME ON

    That's not the rule. If you pee on it, you own it.

    I own a lot of men then.
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
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    boehle wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    If you pee on it, you clean it. COME ON

    That's not the rule. If you pee on it, you own it.

    I own a lot of men then.

    Hahaha dead
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    boehle wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    If you pee on it, you clean it. COME ON

    That's not the rule. If you pee on it, you own it.

    I own a lot of men then.

    You're supposed to say this on FetLife, not MFP.
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    boehle wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    If you pee on it, you clean it. COME ON

    That's not the rule. If you pee on it, you own it.

    I own a lot of men then.

    You're supposed to say this on FetLife, not MFP.

    FetLife bored me.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    edited June 2018
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    @DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.

    What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?

    2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,


    kbh4o6gqr6sy.png

    Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.

    The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem

    Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem

    Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?

    She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old

    Nice, what is nice?

    It's holding the door open for very old men such as yourself

    That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    boehle wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    boehle wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    If you pee on it, you clean it. COME ON

    That's not the rule. If you pee on it, you own it.

    I own a lot of men then.

    You're supposed to say this on FetLife, not MFP.

    FetLife bored me.

    Yeah me too

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