Unspoken Rules
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.
What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?
2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,
Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.
The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem
Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem
Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?
She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old
Nice, what is nice?0 -
If you bite me I’ll bite you back2
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spanish_liza wrote: »If you bite me I’ll bite you back
Promise?1 -
Don't shove food in my face.0
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LiftingRiot wrote: »Guys pay for dates
I disagree. Whoever does the inviting should pay for the date.
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rhenry2424 wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Guys pay for dates
I disagree. Whoever does the inviting should pay for the date.
I disagree. Guy pays.1 -
My first unspoken rule is to not pick up the phone when an ex calls. You know they're only calling cause they're drunk and alone.1
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kennalgar123 wrote: »My first unspoken rule is to not pick up the phone when an ex calls. You know they're only calling cause they're drunk and alone.
I disagree. Definitely pick up. They are drunk and alone!1 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »kennalgar123 wrote: »My first unspoken rule is to not pick up the phone when an ex calls. You know they're only calling cause they're drunk and alone.
I disagree. Definitely pick up. They are drunk and alone!
But if you let them in, you'll just have to kick them out again!2 -
The last piece of gum in a pack always goes to the person who bought it.3
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CleverLoginName wrote: »The last piece of gum in a pack always goes to the person who bought it.
Not me this time I promise!0 -
Clever_User_Name wrote: »CleverLoginName wrote: »The last piece of gum in a pack always goes to the person who bought it.
Who dis?
doppelganger? 0 -
@Clever_User_Name lol I tried that one an it was taken. so i had to get even more clever...1
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CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »spanish_liza wrote: »If you bite me I’ll bite you back
Promise?
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caco_ethes wrote: »If you pee on it, you clean it. COME ON
That's not the rule. If you pee on it, you own it.
I own a lot of men then.4 -
@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.
What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?
2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,
Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.
The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem
Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem
Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?
She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old
Nice, what is nice?
It's holding the door open for very old men such as yourself
That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.1 -
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.
What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?
2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,
Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.
The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem
Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem
Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?
She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old
Nice, what is nice?
It's holding the door open for very old men such as yourself
That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.
bridal style?
Piggy back of course.1 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.
What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?
2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,
Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.
The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem
Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem
Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?
She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old
Nice, what is nice?
It's holding the door open for very old men such as yourself
That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.
bridal style?
Piggy back of course.
If somehow we ever meet I now know what gif we could make together1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »If I’m driving, I control the radio. If you’re driving, I control the a/c. And the cup holders.
If I’m driving, I control it all. If we’re going somewhere, I’m driving.
(Also wow, I need sleep. I thought that was on the last page. Saw the other pages after posting. Oh well, still applies.)0 -
spanish_liza wrote: »If you bite me I’ll bite you back
.. do I know you?.. b/c I still have these bite-marks ..0 -
Do not invade my personal space.
Put things back where you got them.
And replace the dang toilet paper roll, why must a person have to spell this rule out.
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Allrighty then.
*backs away slowly*0 -
^^^ That plus do not put things back in either the refrigerator or pantry with crumbs or a few drops left1
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.
What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?
2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,
Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.
The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem
Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem
Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?
She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old
Nice, what is nice?
It's holding the door open for very old men such as yourself
That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.
bridal style?
Piggy back of course.
If somehow we ever meet I now know what gif we could make togetherCaporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.
What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?
2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,
Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.
The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem
Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem
Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?
She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old
Nice, what is nice?
It's holding the door open for very old men such as yourself
That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.
bridal style?
Piggy back of course.
If somehow we ever meet I now know what gif we could make together
Omg I am cryingggg
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.
What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?
2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,
Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.
The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem
Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem
Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?
She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old
Nice, what is nice?
It's holding the door open for very old men such as yourself
That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.
bridal style?
Piggy back of course.
If somehow we ever meet I now know what gif we could make togetherCaporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.
What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?
2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,
Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.
The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem
Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem
Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?
She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old
Nice, what is nice?
It's holding the door open for very old men such as yourself
That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.
bridal style?
Piggy back of course.
If somehow we ever meet I now know what gif we could make together
Omg I am cryingggg
Don't encourage him!
Well I think we both already agree he’s the worst2
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