liznsmith Member

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Hot funny intelligent guy with great smile and sense of humor

Omg sorry but this is a pretty lame thread since there are woo many solutions nowadays! I have thick wavy hair. Over my 28 years of experience I've learned: a) I can't rock short hair, no matter what! I'll end up with an Afro. B) during akward length, which lasts forever, best to wear hair up. C) you can ask your hair…

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I work with the elderly and, like children, they have absolutely no filter! Today my client took me to a restaurant I'd never been to. She was trying to explain how wonderful the food at the establishment is. Next, a really large woman walked in and my client said loudly, "if you don't trust my word on how good the good…

Hair line

How is it that everyone is getting either an 8,9 or 10!? Hmm. Person above me, 9

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Lick

Girly

I love all of mine. Paris Hilton has a new, incredibly hideous, one of a pink crown. My boyfriend saw only the tat and not who it was on and said, "I don't get it, is this on some white trash King's fan?" LMAO oh man.

I haven't been to a Tesco's in years!! Used to walk to one every other day. Some of us Yanks travel. I'd eat ugly animals so that they'd become extinct and there'd be more room for the cute ones!!

nonsociopathickiller

"what's over there?"

everything

sexy or doable

eyes

pass

close but i'm in L.A. county

party at my place!!

grr at that N.J trash

@ Zar- I'm gonna stick with the serial killer thing I got going on for you and say a hotter Richard Ramirez @ chick above me- Britney spears

chuck norris

he he he, nobody knows where I hid the bodies and they'll never find out

Thanks. I write comedy for big name comedians during my free time. True story. Chick above me- free bird

Please send your money. The children need it. For $1 a month you can feed 5 children. We're waiting for your call

Guilty/ I get one of those big Starbucks drinks before work. I get it with soy milk and sugar free vanilla and still feel terrible about it. Also, I wonder what they use as a sweetener. Unless its xylitol i'm trashing my body.... oh well

lmao I know right!! My mom is a fitness nut (56 and plays racquet ball 3 times a week and looks 38) and she always tells me you can get fat by eating too much of anything, even fruit. Oh and I could never eat corn as a kid because that's what they feed pigs to make them fat. Couldn't eat pig either. ahhh and diet coke is…

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this is a joke right? Try eating a few dates or healthy fruit like pineapple instead. Candy bars have soo many artificial ingredients it's crazy. When I feel like something sweet I eat some Talenti gelato. All natural ingredients.