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zipline failure

Walked in front of a Greg Norman drive. He did not receive a penalty stroke.

Drank way too much prune juice and his guts came out.... The end.

choked on a slim jim

Went into a local pub and got hammered

Wandered into an oil field and was drilled.

She just wore out. Her body was donated to science.

Was kicked in the head standing too close to the melee trying to get a better view.

Thought she could get the rigor out and the poor thing keeled over from exhaustion

Put too many blue pills in his drink and paid a dear price for it. Did set a record in the pole vault

Exhaustion from coaxing a smile

Nice!

Accidentally tried to seduce a freak and was found with a pen in her mane

Skipped protection and got an awful disease

Also any of the Scrooge movies. Good medicine to influence my perspective.

Wanted a hat on the tip

Was kicked by a camel's toe

Choked on the blue pill and died of a stiff neck

She fell apart from leprosy with no one around to pick up the pieces

A bit off topic but ATF Yankee Doodle Dandy with Cagney. So many of the early actors came out of Vaudeville.

Möbius syndrome

Toss up between White Christmas with Crosby and Kaye and it's a wonderful life with Stewart. Doesn't seem like Christmas until watching those.

Was raped by Gang Green in a NY Jets alumni party

Oral cancer

Stroke while bleaching the sun