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zipline failure
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Walked in front of a Greg Norman drive. He did not receive a penalty stroke.
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Drank way too much prune juice and his guts came out.... The end.
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choked on a slim jim
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Went into a local pub and got hammered
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Wandered into an oil field and was drilled.
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She just wore out. Her body was donated to science.
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Was kicked in the head standing too close to the melee trying to get a better view.
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Thought she could get the rigor out and the poor thing keeled over from exhaustion
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Put too many blue pills in his drink and paid a dear price for it. Did set a record in the pole vault
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Exhaustion from coaxing a smile
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Nice!
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Accidentally tried to seduce a freak and was found with a pen in her mane
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Skipped protection and got an awful disease
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Also any of the Scrooge movies. Good medicine to influence my perspective.
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Wanted a hat on the tip
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Was kicked by a camel's toe
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Choked on the blue pill and died of a stiff neck
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She fell apart from leprosy with no one around to pick up the pieces
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A bit off topic but ATF Yankee Doodle Dandy with Cagney. So many of the early actors came out of Vaudeville.
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Möbius syndrome
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Toss up between White Christmas with Crosby and Kaye and it's a wonderful life with Stewart. Doesn't seem like Christmas until watching those.
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Was raped by Gang Green in a NY Jets alumni party
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Oral cancer
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Stroke while bleaching the sun
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