How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Exhaustion from coaxing a smile0
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Oops..I used too much drug in his drink..only meant to have my way with him..0
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Put too many blue pills in his drink and paid a dear price for it. Did set a record in the pole vault0
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Too many blue pills..rigor set in before he died ..0
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Thought she could get the rigor out and the poor thing keeled over from exhaustion0
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Choked on the severed member of the Statue of David.0
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Got run over in the stampede to mfpers intent on patting @Michael_Lucas duck0
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Was kicked in the head standing too close to the melee trying to get a better view.0
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Damn it..I shagged him to death0
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She just wore out. Her body was donated to science.0
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Nahh..got a resleeve..you heard wrong..
Nail gun accident..yup..he got nailed0 -
Wandered into an oil field and was drilled.0
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Wondered onto a construction site and got jackhammered0
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Walked into a steamroller and got crushed.0
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Construction site accident..hammered and nailed0
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Went into a local pub and got hammered0
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Locked in a cattery..licked to death...0
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Stuck a knife in the toaster0
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