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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Peed on a very high powered electric fence.0
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Was kicked by a camel's toe0
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Papercut got infected.0
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Jumped from a building on fire but missed the sheet firemen prepared for her0
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Starving stoned hippies use her for food.0
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Went to a hippie rave and had a seizure from the flashing lights0
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Choked on a sausage0
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Feinted and hit her head because she never saw such a big one0 -
Freak accident trying to sign his name with a pen0
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Swarm of killer bees0
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Accidentally tried to seduce a freak and was found with a pen in her mane0
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Stuck a pen in someones mane ..killed them ...
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Murdered ..a most bloody foul murder..body cut into little pieces0
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Exhaustion from coaxing a smile0
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Oops..I used too much drug in his drink..only meant to have my way with him..0
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Put too many blue pills in his drink and paid a dear price for it. Did set a record in the pole vault0
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Too many blue pills..rigor set in before he died ..0
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Thought she could get the rigor out and the poor thing keeled over from exhaustion0
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Choked on the severed member of the Statue of David.0
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Got run over in the stampede to mfpers intent on patting @Michael_Lucas duck0
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Was kicked in the head standing too close to the melee trying to get a better view.0
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Damn it..I shagged him to death
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She just wore out. Her body was donated to science.0
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