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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited November 2015
    In an epic battle agains the goblins, one of the flying goblin co.cks flies into his mouth, blocking his airway. He chokes and clings to his neck in desperation. I run to him, and perform the heimlich, but it's not quick enough. He dies.................................. but then I perform CPR and successfully bring him back to life.




    Short version: he chokes on a co.ck
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    In an epic battle agains the goblins, one of the flying goblin co.cks flies into his mouth, blocking his airway. He chokes and clings to his neck in desperation. I run to him, and perform the heimlich, but it's not quick enough. He dies.................................. but then I perform CPR and successfully bring him back to life.




    Short version: he chokes on a co.ck

    I choked on a standard goblin co.ck???? The shame!!! :cry: not even a Walord co.ck....
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited November 2015
    JackKopCh wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    In an epic battle agains the goblins, one of the flying goblin co.cks flies into his mouth, blocking his airway. He chokes and clings to his neck in desperation. I run to him, and perform the heimlich, but it's not quick enough. He dies.................................. but then I perform CPR and successfully bring him back to life.




    Short version: he chokes on a co.ck

    I choked on a standard goblin co.ck???? The shame!!! :cry: not even a Walord co.ck....

    If you can fit a Warlord co.ck all the way in your mouth....that is some impressive skills

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She is an impressive lady..chocked on a Warlord co.ck :o
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    burned at the state for witchcraft.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    *stake :|
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Flesh eating disease...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Above me..with a smile :p
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Dove into a pool of chocolate. Didn't think it through and drowned in chocolate.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Traveled to Transylvania and got his blood drained by Dracula's wives.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    thepetrovafire wrote: »
    Traveled to Transylvania and got his blood drained by Dracula's wives.

    I was eating garlic when she bit into me. Gave me enough time to give her the old stake through the heart.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    when his ninth life is used up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Syphilis..
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He had a bad case of runners knee and when he pushed too far, he broke his leg , tumbled down into a current, and drowned.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    She was at the bonfire I walked into roasting marshmellows and was caught in the flame.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Bartender slipped poison in his whiskey. Jealous ex lover.
  • weightsandmacros
    weightsandmacros Posts: 1,050 Member
    Indigestion :#
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    In a drunken fury he slid on his whiskey bottle hitting they corner of his desk.
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    choked while praticing putting a banana down her throat
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    pelted by loose coins doing his fireman striptease act

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