How is the MFPer above going to die?

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slimgirljo15

Was fbi agent shot out in a drug bust...

ThatFatAsianNerd

csbnga wrote: »

Parachuted into cactus stand

@csbnga bungee cord was too long

slimgirljo15

Went swimming with concrete boots

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slimgirljo15

Shived in jail..

1320GO

Shot in a jail break

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1320GO

Tripped on a cane caring for the elderly

slimgirljo15

Beaten to death by an old lady as he attempted to helped her across the road...turns out she didnt want to cross the road...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Died of internal bleeding caused by escaped male convict named Bubba.

slimgirljo15

Chooks pecked him to death..

1320GO

Drowned trying to save a duckie

HappilyDistracted

Kept a pet lion that grew up and ate him

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Strangled by intruder when she wouldn't stop screaming.

1320GO

Tried to pet a pet lion.

slimgirljo15

I tied him to a chair and tortured him for hours...
Ummm did I say that..I meant somebody did..

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Got the chair for what she did to @1320GO

slimgirljo15

Was my accomplice...got lethal injection

1320GO

Pricked her finger with the needle and got a fatal virus

HappilyDistracted

@1320GO's Lion got loose and found her for dessert

slimgirljo15

Syphilis

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

African sleeping sickness

slimgirljo15

The police report says accidental death....somehow he cut his throat with a straight razor ...

1320GO

Got a fatal disease from lie in around.

slimgirljo15

Auto erotica..gone wrong

1320GO

Auto erotica gone right

slimgirljo15

Lol.....under me...

1320GO

Let the colonel overstay his welcome

slimgirljo15

Exhaustion