How is the MFPer above going to die?

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slimgirljo15

Staked out on an ants nest ...

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slimgirljo15

Snake bite to butt cheek..nobody would suck the poison out to save her

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Tonydevolanii

Fall from bed

slimgirljo15

Auto erotic asphyxiation

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slimgirljo15

Lost her glasses..stumbled outside..didn't see the bus coming

tcarp8

Helping Jack off a horse

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Fell in a deep hole

tcarp8

What a way to go

tcarp8

Crashed his moped

slimgirljo15

Ate a bad cookie

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jennifer_417

Stabbed with a wishbone in a freak incident.

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Luke_I_am_your_spotter

jsummd wrote: »

Allergic reaction to tryptophan

oh a current events reference. bonus point for that

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Kidnapped to be sold into a sex ring. She didn't survive the heroin addiction phase though.

slimgirljo15

Ate bad chipotle

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Pushed down the stairs by father who didn't want baby.

Jess1989ica

His duck turned on him while he was sleeping.

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

his baby pushed him down the stairs

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slimgirljo15

Death penalty for taking off his high heel and stabbing @sunn_lighter in the eye

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

bird crapped on her windshield- she thought Oh that's good luck..then a tractor trailer drove into her.

slimgirljo15

Knocked down by a passing car as he stood at the side of the road flicking shiit at car windows