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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Will try to be hero and rescue a kitten stuck in a tree by sawing off the branch while sitting on the wrong side of it, thus falling and impaling himself up the chute with the same sawed off branch.0
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He thought it would be a good opportunity for a photo to jump over an active lava stream. Turns out it was, just not in the way he intended.0
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Alcohol poisoning0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Alcohol poisoning
She was killed by Captain Obvious after she stole his uniform0 -
His smart mouth was used on the wrong person..got a swift chop to the back of the neck0
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She killed herself out of jealousy after I used my smart mouth on the wrong person0
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...a rare STD..started in his mouth and spread... 0 -
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sunn_lighter wrote: »swallowed gum and her appendix burst
Killed by a demon who made her promise not to smile or else0 -
A pack of rabid chihuahuas..took him down..0
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Loved death
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Went swimming...cue jaws theme music0
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Did the crocodile hunter0
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Heart attack..went jogging..wasn't the jogging itself..but the two lovelies in front of him jogging ..
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Truly a view to die for0
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Died of embarrasment when they turned around to his whistle...and...they were guys
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Sorry
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Probably on her back. I doubt the passing will be painful.0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »Probably on her back. I doubt the passing will be painful.
Haha...sweating over a live corpse0 -
Died sweating over a second course0
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Spanish Inquisition0
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Frustration with his new game..threw the controller at the wall..bounced back and hit him in the face...0
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She was strung up and crucified by a legion of PC Master Race gamers who were outraged at her assumption that they used controllers0
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Lol..I couldn't come up with anything heavier to throw that would bounce...slipped in the tub...
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She died while trying to disguise herself as a tub0
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Oh you are good today..
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Slipping in the tub..was so tiring and exhausting...his heart couldn't take the shock to his system...or the clout his fiancee gave him with a fry pan could have done it 0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Lol..I couldn't come up with anything heavier to throw that would bounce...slipped in the tub...
The wrong maneuver while in the tub.0
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