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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Nahh..got a resleeve..you heard wrong..
Nail gun accident..yup..he got nailed
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Wandered into an oil field and was drilled.0
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Wondered onto a construction site and got jackhammered
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Walked into a steamroller and got crushed.0
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Construction site accident..hammered and nailed0
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Went into a local pub and got hammered0
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Locked in a cattery..licked to death...0
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Stuck a knife in the toaster0
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answered her cell phone while pumping gas... explosion0
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Icicle fell from his roof..impaled him ..straight through the head0
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Under me
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She was at the bottom of the pile of bodies just above @csbnga. A mass grave in the coming war. Suffocated and crushed over days.0
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Was under @csbnga.0
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So slow was run over by a herd of snails0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »Struck down by lightening
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Tried to beat a train at the crossing..too slow0
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Sunlight0
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Duck hunting accident...honestly..she quacks so realistically 0
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Drowning by bukkake 0
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Drowning her sorrows in a few bottles of sake0
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