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That hurts
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My granddaughter talking to herself. Better than any music.
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Bring it
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Worm hole
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Naughty
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Book case
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Book shelf
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Dog lover
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Someone who won the lottery, the big one.
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heart attack
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elective surgery
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"You would make a good Santa"
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Plastic wrap
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Water park
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YES!
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Irreversable
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Etc.
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Very nice
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Oops, I mean date
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Mate
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Yams, sweet potatoes
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I rate the person above me a "yes."
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Kindergarten teacher
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Candle stick
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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"
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"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week" "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself,"
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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.
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I figured that much out, I still don't get it.
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