TheBitSlinger Member

They can have my coffee when they pry it from my cold, dead, shaking hands.

PETA stands for "Please Eat The Animals" and "People Eating Tasty Animals".

It really depends on the people... with some folks, you could wear nothing but a kilt and set your head on fire, and when you passed them, they would be like "S'up?".

We should only drink human milk.

It's Fox News reporting it, so some will reject it simply for that reason alone, but there's common sense in this article: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/07/22/trying-to-lose-weight-ditch-calorie-rich-rewards-after-exercise/

Thermotabs (be careful if you're watching sodium intake).

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Dude... praying for you... If it helps, getting into the gym will actually help your state-of-mind.

I have this mental picture of researches sitting around over beers, laughing, and saying things like "Okay, tomorrow, we'll release a 'study' saying that breathing air will cause heart attacks."

I do 1,500 per day. Feel free to FR me... I don't FR girls because 1) girls have cooties :laugh: and 2) it feels creepy to me (real reason).

Hm, wonder if you strapped the Fitbit Flex on your...

Where I come from, you NEVER put in a moderate effort! If the police don't show up, you're not doing it right.

Only if it goes longer than 10 minutes.

Call me ...but a "lot" of any kind of eating isn't going to help you to lose weight. Just saying...

Wow. Never. Ever. Thought of this. Brilliant! [/quote] Tell you what... I go like clockwork! BAHAHAHAHA!

That's why I also swallow a watch with my food. I buy cheap Timex watches by the case. Funny, they aren't in the MFP database.

I haven't receive even ONE paycheck!

S'kay,,, I just noticed your profile picture, which makes up it. In fact, I liked it so much that I stole it. BUWHAHAHAHAHA! Let's be friends... except you're a girl, and I don't allow myself to send FRs to girls because, well, it feels creepy not matter how much I try not to make it feel that way.

That would be why I mentioned it in my reply.

You mentioned being well off from a settlement. If I were you, I would be serious about using some of that money for bariatric surgery. You would probably have to lose some weight before you could have the surgery, so, again, if I were you, I would not take too long before pursuing. I don't want to sound cruel, but since I…

I've reread your post a few times, and I don't want to read more into it than I'm tempted to. I know nothing about you other than your post and your profile. But, I'm wondering if a lack of accountability is really what has held you back. Accountability and food logging are tools, and nothing more. Even weight loss surgery…

I can't stand next to a cow without wanting to slather BBQ sauce on it.

You're not doing it right. :laugh:

Add me if you like. I have infinity weight to lose.

Stretch marks are ruptures in the epidermis. Other than plastic surgery, can't do much about them. They fade over time. I'm dubious that birth control is involved in stretch marks, unless it's causing one to gain weight. Stretching skin is the only thing causes stretch marks.

Read the book Spark: The Revolutionary New Science of Exercise and the Brain by John J. Ratey. Basically, if you want to change your brain and your body, you need to do aerobic exercise.

Where are the nipples on the almonds?

:laugh: That last one...

I can never find the ground Mammoth at Wal-Mart.