Tavok

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  • Star Trek TNG and DS9 are my two absolute favorites, but any Trek will do! Awhile ago, Michael Dorn was pitching a Klingon spin-off show... too bad it didn't come to fruition! I really like the Klingon lore. Qapla!
  • Maj! Thank you!
  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. Some lame "mockumentary" about some brash group of Federation a-holes who "stole a Klingon Bird of Prey" to save some whales. Sorry, COULD NOT HAPPEN. EVER. Any self respecting Klingon would self destruct their vessel before capture. Documentary. PAH! Federation propaganda!
  • Earthlings! All of you!
  • The food, for most of mine is still living at the time of consumption. Except for my beloved Hormel Turkey Chili and Pork Rinds.
  • A pie joke: Two rokeg blood pies are in the oven, and one pie says to the other pie, "Are they really going to eat us?" and the other pie howls, "FEKLAR'S GHOST! A TALKING PIE!?" He then reaches into his tunic to reveal a d'k_tahg and proceeds to stab the other blood pie into submission. Just as the other pie walks away…
    in Body by Pie Comment by Tavok June 2013
  • If it makes you feel any better: It has been ten years since I have worn a shirt and the shirt actually be in contact with my torso. When I take a shower, I simply turn silver from all the water tension. Likewise, when I jump into any pool of water, I simply float on top, like a leaf or insect. I once dated a female…
  • The Anthem of Kahless the Unforgettable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBZ2MEBTYJs Sing along! Qoy qeylIs puqloD Qoy puqbe'pu' yoHbogh malthbogh je' SuvwI' Sey'moHchu' may' 'Iw maSuv manong 'ej maHoHchu' nI'be'yInmaj 'ach wovqu'! batlh maH ghbej'jyoqIjDaq vavpu'ma' DImuvpa'reH maSuvtaH Qu' DamevQo' maSuvtaH, ma'ov
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