So I keep seeing this claim that Jackie Chan is dead. Me thinks that might be a hoax... But a big hoax needs a big back story and we all know Jackie wouldn't let us believe it was just a selfish ploy for attention. *SHOOooooooooP* (takes in huge breath): This was all in order for the still alive Jackie Chan to sneak up…
Greetings. I have traveled the galaxy in military conquest. But over the years, I have spent too much time spinning tales and drinking bloodwine. This has left me with a bounty of undesired cellulite that I wish to discommidate. I must attack my situation with a smile (as all Klingons love humor and battle). Are there any…
