InForBacon Member

Clean, I like it clean. I'm a clean tuna fish eater.

He's a d!ck.

Don't lie, you know you did it!

Way to go!

I had a couple chicks call me a lez once because I lift and play softball. Meh, whatever, I have a hot bf.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BMUC4Yb4z4

Yea, I have the most shapely bar and plates. Turns me on to just see myself in the mirror.

'Cause I'm broken when I'm open And I don't feel like I am strong enough 'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're gone away

She's a d1ck.

Mmmm I like it when you tell me what to do!

This makes me want bacon.

I already am :heart: :drinker: :flowerforyou:

Bacon, always InForBacon.

I'm able to share more on here than facebook. Those idiots IRL don't care about me. All my true friends are from the interwebz. ETA: If you don't like they way people are posting on THEIR wall, delete them. Then it wouldn't be sabotaging your success anymore.

First time I've seen this one....I think....no, I know I love it.

I'm going to stop being the awesomest person alive.

I find it concerning you are playing with 6 year old balls. ETA: Your incorrect punctuation.

Here for information.

I've never read anything so true in my entire life. Bro's before ho's brah!

Something like this was already posted about her. If she were carrying a screaming toddler on her hip and a basket of laundry on her shoulders walking up flights of stairs, no one would say a dang thing to her. "I'm pregnant, I must now sit on my butt eating bon bons."

I think she's calling me fat.

What is this Science you speak of?

Someone that can endure scratches down his back.

Thanks for reminding me I need to get humped today.

Happy Birthday!!!!

Stop being a d1ck.