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Salem's Lot

It's good to see that I'm not the only fisherman on here. I've had a fairly successful career as an amatuer tournament fisherman, and I'm hoping to become a full time touring pro when I retire from the Army in a couple of years. Right now, I mostly fish B.A.S.S. Nation tournaments. I'll try to get some fishing pics up over…

Yes. Afterwards, we took a romantic bath together. She scrubbed my back. I shaved hers.

I recently had a date with someone I met online. Apparently, her profile picture was taken before she decided to grow the mustache. In fact, I'm not even sure if she was a chick or a dude or a sasquatche or what. The sex was good though.

I like what you're wearing in your pictures better than either of the two you're wanting. Those ladies look like storm troopers or something to me.

Hedley Lamarr

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Anybody?

Here is where I get confused. I've heard many women say that they want their man to be their best friend. So for those ladies out there who have a male best friend that they're physically attracted to, why the heck aren't you jumping his bones?

Since I've been eating less, I'm spending less time on the toilet. Now, I never know what's going on in the newspaper.

No

10

Bang

Cute

This reminds me of my exwife!

The only way someone is going to recognize you on a dating site is if they are on it as well.

My room mate snoring.

Why not?

I'm ready!

You again?

False TNP is an insomniac.

Lick!

Jamie Lee Curtis (only younger)

Nice bicep!

"The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." - Peter Gibbons, Office Space

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