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I hate myself far more than anyone could ever hate me. Also, I LOVE popping pimples. When i'm bored I watch Youtube videos of people popping pimples and lancing cysts.

Oh my god, someone please tell me I wasn't this ignorant when I was 18...

Amen, lady! We are tigers who have earned their stripes!

Youfit! There are many locations in Tampa/ St. Pete and its a great gym. You pay month-to-month and they have awesome equipment. Its $10 a month to have access to one location, $20 if you want to go to multiple locations. Either way you can go as many times as you want and they have great hours.

Two Plain Cheeseburgers= 600 cal Large Fries= 500 cal Large Sweet Tea= 220 ca (feeling extra decadent?) Regular Sized Oreo Mcflurry= 510 ca Total= 1830 ca, 150 cals over my daily goal. Feel like **** afterwards. Needless to say, I dont go there much :)

This I gained 70 lbs while I was on a coctail of Paxil, Topomax (back when they thought it may work as a mood stabilizer), AND Abilify while I was in high school. All at the same time. Yeah, that was fun. Now I'm just on Lexapro 20 mg. I am also on the Depo shot, so the two combined are not making this easy. I have noticed…

Alright, reported.

back in 2009 I was working as a "scare actor" in a haunted house at a halloween event at a theme park. I was supposed to be an evil, sadistic sorority girl from "Delta Epsilon Delta" ("because no one does it like a DED girl"...). The costumes were really skimpy and consisted of plaid lycra skirts that we were instructed to…

Dear Younger Self, -Things are never, EVER, anywhere near HALF as bad as YOU THINK THEY ARE. -Dont waste your feelings on stupid boys. -Get a minor or something in Art while you're at it. -Dont go off your meds, but also don't listen to them when they say you'll never be able to function as a regular person. -Do me a favor…

Cook oatmeal (I prefer steel-cut mixed with Barley) in a slow cooker with water and almond milk (no real milk or butter) and some cinnamon and honey. You can make 3-4 breakfasts at once and keep them in your fridge to grab in the morning. They're hearty and filling and a good way to get a few grams of fiber :)

I have a college education, student loan debt of $30,000, and work my *kitten* off in a highly cerebrial position at a lawfirm as a case management analyst / specialist making $16/hr (Insiders hint: I'm the lowest paid person here). I will rue the day some unskilled carbon converter flipping burgers makes the same ammount…

Jimmy Johns Turkey Tom sub is just under 500 and pretty darn tasty. Although, i'll admit i liked it better when they put sprouts in it instead of cucumber.

I think your motivation is really great. Mind if i frend you and we can motivate eachother?

The kelp-tape diet. Tibetan Monks make an 8 ft. strip of tape that you swallow over a period of a few days, then pass it over several more days. Pulls all the toxins right out of your body and you get to walk around with a few feet of kelp hanging out your *kitten* for a few days. (Archer, anyone?)

Didnt you know? Sugar-less honey is all the rage (<-sarcasm)

On average, you're going to cook a 20 lb-ish turkey at 325 degrees for 6 - 6.5 hours until a meat thermometer reaches 165 degrees. That should kill anything that may have sprouted while your turkey was thawing. Honestly, I think people do freak out about food cleanliness in general. We're living in a 1st world country, our…

After reading everyones posts, im not sure I am going to log or not. I really want to get a day-logging streak going and not logging on Thanksgiving would mean i'd be starting all over from the beggining (only losing ~9 days, but you gotta start somewhere.) But im really not a fan of the idea of pulling out a food scale at…

I feel there is a middle ground here. While I do believe our digestive systems have evolved a little from the times of the Red Deer Cave People or the Denisova hominin (approx 41,000 yag) I think that Paleo Dieting makes a little more sense when you take in to consideration how little evolution can be accomplshed over, say…

Being under 200 lbs (CW - 218) would pretty much be the best X-Mas present ever, but I doubt it'll happen.

I suggest bellydancing. It will strengthen your hips, bum, and abs. It helps ease menstrual cramps too.

How many calories is in a soul?

I could use some friends and motivation too! I'm open and log most of the time. 5'5" SW - 220 CW - 216 GW - 150 (or...whatever...)