Opposite ends of the spectrum... Elitism

astronomicals
astronomicals Posts: 1,537 Member
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I'm better than you because all I eat is "clean" foods.

I'm better than you because I eat bacon and poptarts and follow an IIFYM protocol with reasonable moderation.


Where you really should be is somewhere in the middle and less smug cuz nobody gives a F what you eat.

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  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    cuz nobody gives a F what you eat.

    Lies
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Hey how dare you mention the idea of moderation and balance.

    We dont talk about that here. There is NO middle ground.
  • Collier78
    Collier78 Posts: 811 Member
    Hey how dare you mention the idea of moderation and balance.

    We dont talk about that here. There is NO middle ground.

    HA HA!!
  • LuLuChick78
    LuLuChick78 Posts: 439 Member
    Hey how dare you mention the idea of moderation and balance.

    We dont talk about that here. There is NO middle ground.

    #truth
  • Chevy_Quest
    Chevy_Quest Posts: 2,012 Member
    Excellent setup with two totally opposing views with no hope for a "common ground"
    Where you really should be is somewhere in the middle and less smug cuz nobody gives a F what you eat.

    Then throw in the "grenade" above ^^^this

    Well Played sir! :drinker:
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  • baldzach
    baldzach Posts: 1,841 Member
    I'm going to go eat a donut.
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    I'm better than all of you. Regardless. Period.

    The end.

    It's true. I quietly (sometimes not so quietly) worship this man. :wink:
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  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
    I'm better then you because I don't eat at all.... I live on sunshine :flowerforyou:
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    I feast on your SOULS. Delicious, delectable souls.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    I'm better than you because all I eat is "clean" foods.

    I'm better than you because I eat bacon and poptarts and follow an IIFYM protocol with reasonable moderation.


    Where you really should be is somewhere in the middle and less smug cuz nobody gives a F what you eat.

    Sounds good.


    But I'm pretty sure I'm better than you for some reason even if it's not food related....
  • impemberstar
    impemberstar Posts: 23 Member
    I feast on your SOULS. Delicious, delectable souls.

    How many calories is in a soul?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    kAiaPLO.jpg

    Top that! lol :)
  • TriShamelessly
    TriShamelessly Posts: 905 Member
    I feast on your SOULS. Delicious, delectable souls.

    Then get ready for some gastro-intestinal discomfort :explode:
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    my middle ground includes one of these this afternoon.

    salted-caramel-mocha.jpg
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    I feast on your SOULS. Delicious, delectable souls.


    I have no soul. I sold mine to the devil in exchange for some raspberry ketones.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    I'm better than you because all I eat is "clean" foods.

    I'm better than you because I eat bacon and poptarts and follow an IIFYM protocol with reasonable moderation.


    Where you really should be is somewhere in the middle and less smug cuz nobody gives a F what you eat.


    I don't know which of those groups is "better" but I'm pretty sure I know which group is happier.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    berk.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    I'm better than you all because I'm in the middle and hate paleo vegans AND poptart junkies. I judge you all indiscriminately, and find you lacking.
  • emaren
    emaren Posts: 934 Member
    Bacon.

    That is all.

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