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Played Football in High School. Now I run... that's right, my sport is your sport's punishment.

Putting my canoe in the water tomorrow morning.

Bumping for later. Thanks everyone.

I tend to only take mine off if and when I'm doing an activity where I may either lose it or my finger is apt to get jabbed (playing competitive sports). Due to the weight I have gained since getting married 12 years ago, I until recently didn't have to worry too much about the first problem, my ring was nice and tight.…

Was she calling you Cheap?

"HEY GOAT!!!" "Go back to sleep old man, you have a long day of drinking and beating the Sh%t out of me tomorrow" OMG we used to quote that CD accross chemistry class in high School.

I CALL MIDDLE SEAT, WITH MY FEET ON THE HUMP!!!

I'm going through a Ralphie May phase myself. But all time favorite would have to be Carlin and then Pryor and then Chapelle. Maria Bamford is one of the funniest female comediannes out today and Felicia Michaels stuff has nearly got me in trouble for laughing in my cube. Also mike Birbiglia is awesomeness...

I have a thing for the librarian look and I have to admit Sarah Palin totally does it for me...

Wife and I got married in 1999 at 19 (Me) and 20 (Her). Still married, 2 kids and one on the way. We've changed lots of jobs, both finished college, I've gone to graduate school, and on and on... We've just learned how to grow together.

The Avett Brothers Old Crow Medicine Show Hayes Carll Robert Earl Keene

Actually we are planning on my wife staying home after the baby is born. We have 2 with number 3 on the way. If she goes to work we will actually be losing money. How will we do it? Working hard to be mostly debt free, bought a smaller house we can afford, not as many frills, etc, etc... You also realize there are costs to…

Call DSS, now. Report you beleive she is still using.

You do know how to properly make a Sammich... right? That's all you really need to know...

Trust me... We're like animals in the forest... We're much more afriad of not knowing what to sayto the pretty girls than they should be of us... I'm so glad I'm married, I had no way of talking to girls...

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Once I worked hard enough to get the new mounts that you could buy (Vial of the Sands and the Tol Barad ones) I wasn't interested in doing dailies much anymore and I don't have the time to devout to raiding what is expected for you to raid. But once I reached 85, maxed my profs, got the shinies I could buy; what was left…

I played for a bout a year and a half but I suspended my account in May. lvl 85 Undead Lock (Destro/Afflic)-- Main Lvl 83 Orc DK (Blood)-- My attempt to build a tank lvl 40 something Tauren Druid-- My attempt at a heals lvl 20 something Goblin Shammy lvl 20 something Tauren Pally-- Second attempt at tank I enjoyed playing…

We both worked at Shoney's (I was a cook and she was a waitress). She was getting ready to go to College and I had one more year of High School left. Got married 2 years later and married 12 years now.

94% of Statistics are completely made up... including this one.

I enjoy my job. I'm a Crime Analyst. I spend my day crunching data and mapping crime and police reposnses to it. Everyday is a little different depending on the circumstances of my community. I like my job because it is what I have a passion for (criminal justice), have a great boss and coworkers, and because I've had…

Updated fine; but it doesn't keep you logged in... kinda a hassle to log in each time I want to log calories...

Bumpage

Atlas Shrugged 1984 Unintended Consequences

Exactly. The vow is sickness and in health. I don't want my wife banging strange C%^k if I'm injured anymore than she wants me to have strange Pu$%y. We've been married for 12 years, how disrespectful would that be to her and my kids? Remember, in your example she's not able to experience sex either. Also, knowing the…

That's what I tell my wife... the importance of cupping the twins while she relax the jaw cannot be overstated...

Is there such a thing as a "Bad" one??

To grab me a Beer and a Sandwich? JK. In our house we both work and have 2 kids. We know there are a set number of things that have to get done every night. We both just work until they're done.

Very cool NSV.

Amen! one of the best exchanges Sally: "Well, what about the ugly ones?" (referring to the women Harry doesn't find attractive, surely he could be friends with them) Harry: "Nah... You pretty much wanna do them too..." I may be paraphrasing a little, been about a year since I saw it last.