chunderbucket

The guy from smashmouth ate 24 eggs, and he's better than fine, he's an all-star. OP you can do it

OP I'm gonna pin you down and read bell hooks to you We're gonna have some quality bonding Maybe some curls Cool times

Also OP if you do the vitamin thing make sure to have a spotter around, they get stuck sometimes. Good luck + have fun

Eggs are amazing, eat all the eggs, never stop eating eggs. You say you don't eat the yolk. This is wrong, you should eat the yolk. Cool tip: eggs come in a shell that is also probably digestible, so you can just take like five of the things as if they were giant vitamins (they basically are, really), get all your alphas…