TheCalorieSMASHER Member

Bacon isn't allergic to cats Bacon doesn't require me to close the bathroom door when I pee Bacon doesn't listen to bad music and force me to sit through it Bacon... understands me *sobs*

This is probably one of the best gifs I have ever seen. You, sir, deserve a trophy.

I just want a closeup on the junk. That's all I care about.

Wow, and I thought I had a bad headache before reading this. Will you pet my hair and sing to me to make it better?

Kitten?

People who say "worsh" instead of "wash." AJDONLWNLCNLDNLF L;FM;EDWNOBN

<< This quote makes me hungry.

Strawberries are the only fruit that have their seeds on the outside.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYpuuLLKQx4 You should always ask your doctor about tacos.

Beat me to it!

Just found out that pigs can orgasm for thirty minutes. I want to do that.

Not all of it is showing in the profile picture.

I feel like I should adopt this cat. We have a similar love for potatoes.

Yeah, way to overgeneralize. I don't require any of those things, and I prefer to pay for my own portion of the date, TYVM. Oh, and I don't care what anybody thinks of my hair.

I love your ticker.

LOVE. This gif

I'll be honest, I've done this for my cats more than once.

Tee hee, this cat looks hilarious

When you find it on Google images, click "view image" and then copy the URL and put it between the [i.mg]URL[/i.mg] code. With no period in the img code.

This time?

Kitty kisses! Sorry you're having a bad day.

I just watched a Caillou episode clip for the first time in years. I totally understand that now. But still. Max and Ruby annoyed me.

Corgis. I love the little fluff butts.

I would give up sex for bacon... Hahaha, no I wouldn't.

Just take those old records off the shelf I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself Today's music ain't got the same soul I like that old time rock 'n' roll Don't try to take me to a disco You'll never even get me out on the floor In ten minutes I'll be late for the door I like that old time rock 'n' roll Still like that old…