Personally, mine is Dora the Explorer. Sure she tries to teach you some Spanish and she explores cool stuff but she's also kind of a b!tch. I mean, she asks, "What was your favorite part of this adventure?" AND DOESN'T LISTEN TO MY ANSWER. Not only that, but she has a bad habit of cutting me off... So selfish. On top of…
I want to be friends with some other cats because I feel like they understand me more. So fellow cats, how many mice do you eat in a day or are you vegetarian cats? Do you think it's bad to use cat nip? How many calories can I burn during a cat nap? What if I'm getting into stuff that my owner tells me not to? Do I get an…
I was told that I type well... for a cat. I'm 95% sure the person who said this is trying to insult me. Internet bullies and such. Am I just being too sensitive?
By "journey," I mean posting random things including gifs and spreading sarcasm around the message boards? If this fits your interests, please apply within. Want to know something about me? I like smashing calories because I like eating more. There are a few ways that I like to smash calories, including lifting weights and…
