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What cartoon child are you glad you didn't parent?
Personally, mine is Dora the Explorer. Sure she tries to teach you some Spanish and she explores cool stuff but she's also kind of a b!tch. I mean, she asks, "What was your favorite part of this adventure?" AND DOESN'T LISTEN TO MY ANSWER. Not only that, but she has a bad habit of cutting me off... So selfish. On top of…
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Any other cats on here?
I want to be friends with some other cats because I feel like they understand me more. So fellow cats, how many mice do you eat in a day or are you vegetarian cats? Do you think it's bad to use cat nip? How many calories can I burn during a cat nap? What if I'm getting into stuff that my owner tells me not to? Do I get an…
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Was this meant to be an insult?
I was told that I type well... for a cat. I'm 95% sure the person who said this is trying to insult me. Internet bullies and such. Am I just being too sensitive?
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Would you like to help me on my "journey"?
By "journey," I mean posting random things including gifs and spreading sarcasm around the message boards? If this fits your interests, please apply within. Want to know something about me? I like smashing calories because I like eating more. There are a few ways that I like to smash calories, including lifting weights and…
