What cartoon child are you glad you didn't parent?

Personally, mine is Dora the Explorer. Sure she tries to teach you some Spanish and she explores cool stuff but she's also kind of a b!tch. I mean, she asks, "What was your favorite part of this adventure?" AND DOESN'T LISTEN TO MY ANSWER. Not only that, but she has a bad habit of cutting me off... So selfish.

On top of that, do you think she ever sat down with Swiper to see why he tries to steal stuff? Just sit him down and say, "What's going on, bro? Are you struggling with finances? Do you just want attention?" NO. Of course not. She just assumes the worst about him.

Who are some of yours?
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Any of the Xmen. Mostly out of jealousy.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Eric Cartman from Southpark.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Eric Cartman from Southpark.

    Oh god yes. Or anybody from Southpark for that matter.
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
    Caillou
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Oh, and D.W. Or Arthur for that matter. Dude is such a suck up.
  • jenifr818
    jenifr818 Posts: 805 Member
    Stewie from Family Guy. I'd have thrown his football-shaped head into a wall by now
  • Ytrid
    Ytrid Posts: 181 Member
    Bart Simpson
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Does curious George count? I'd have shot him.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Bart Simpson

    Ya know, as much of a trouble maker Bart is, he's definitely better than the Flanders kids, IMO.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Bart Simpson

    Ya know, as much of a trouble maker Bart is, he's definitely better than the Flanders kids, IMO.

    That's because those kids were super creepy. Like kill you and eat you creepy. Or strange *kitten* fetish creepy.
  • mem50
    mem50 Posts: 1,384 Member
    Dennis the Menace.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Marvin the Martian


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  • mag131
    mag131 Posts: 542 Member
    Caillou

    This x100!
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Bart Simpson

    Ya know, as much of a trouble maker Bart is, he's definitely better than the Flanders kids, IMO.

    That's because those kids were super creepy. Like kill you and eat you creepy. Or strange *kitten* fetish creepy.

    Weren't they? And they were scared of everything!
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    CALVIN!

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  • mag131
    mag131 Posts: 542 Member
    Does curious George count? I'd have shot him.

    He is a naughty little monkey, but he doesn't talk. That should count for something. ;)
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Smurfette. She's just an azz.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Christopher Robin.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Does curious George count? I'd have shot him.

    He is a naughty little monkey, but he doesn't talk. That should count for something. ;)

    But he's always ruining things!!!! He made the Man in the Yellow Hat's life miserable!!!
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Marvin the Martian


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    *GONG* I don't believe Marvin the Martian was a kid. :bigsmile:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    And by the way, what kind of single adult male that owns only one set of clothing and lives in New York actually owns a monkey?

    More than a little creepy if you ask me.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    I would have to put in my vote for Angelica and Chucky from the Rugrats. I'm kind of on the boarder with Phil and Lil, so maybe I'd be happy being the parent of one of them and just not both.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
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  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    Not really a cartoon, but Stephenie from Lazy town. Annoyingly athletic & into inappropriate adult relationships :huh:
  • mag131
    mag131 Posts: 542 Member
    Does curious George count? I'd have shot him.

    He is a naughty little monkey, but he doesn't talk. That should count for something. ;)

    But he's always ruining things!!!! He made the Man in the Yellow Hat's life miserable!!!

    I think this picture explains why he's always ruining things and why the Man in the Yellow Hat keeps him a round.

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    Straight out of a Curious George book...
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Does curious George count? I'd have shot him.

    He is a naughty little monkey, but he doesn't talk. That should count for something. ;)

    But he's always ruining things!!!! He made the Man in the Yellow Hat's life miserable!!!

    I think this picture explains why he's always ruining things and why the Man in the Yellow Hat keeps him a round.

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    Straight out of a Curious George book...

    Curious George just got serious, bro.
  • anemoneprose
    anemoneprose Posts: 1,805 Member
    Bam Bam Rubble would drive me nuts
  • Momf3boys
    Momf3boys Posts: 1,637 Member
    Caillou

    This x100!

    OMG...can't stand that whiny little brat!!!
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
    Caillou

    This x100!

    OMG...can't stand that whiny little brat!!!

    I can handle every kid/animal mentioned in this thread, but I can't handle whiners. Omg, it's awful!!!
  • Momf3boys
    Momf3boys Posts: 1,637 Member
    Caillou

    This x100!

    OMG...can't stand that whiny little brat!!!

    I can handle every kid/animal mentioned in this thread, but I can't handle whiners. Omg, it's awful!!!

    But mommy I don't want to play with Rosey...OMG....I can hear his voice...uggghhhh