DavePFJ Member

No more for me, I've had enough breadsticks.

My friend gained 50 pounds in a year. Minus the diabetes he got stronger. Just eat everything in sight and achieve your goals!

Do what you do. I love you.

I'm an engineer and they're completely accurate.

I make sandwiches and deliver them to the homeless in my area.

Once I ate 15000 calories because I work out so hard.

I usually just mix a can of kidney beans with some low sodium ketchup and chopped chili peppers. Melt 3 cups of butter in that mixture and it's to die for. I can't tell you my secret spices, but I've had major companies try and buy my exact recipe because it's so good.

Are you selling something?

I usually put some in a glass full of ice. Ricotta on the rocks is what we call it in my neck of the woods.

My Beachbody coach told me so and he has a six pack.

Well, your profile picture is a cake. Anxiety medication usually cuts your appetite. Eat less.

New limited edition pop tart flavors are out - Gingerbread and Sugar Cookie.

You need to eat more to reset the metabolic fat storing synapse.

Add 1000 calories a day and lift heavy.

It all depends how many calories you eat.

Can you promise not to mention anything related to beach body?

It may have benefits, but remember this. You'll lose fast, and you'll gain some back most likely. If you keep going you will lose it again permanently (assuming you keep up with eating well and exercising). Most people gain back the water weight and spend even more money on more supplementation. Weight loss isn't linear as…

Smear peanut butter on your face.

You are already a runner, you're just trying to become faster and increase your endurance.

As said above, refer to your contract. If you're locked in for a certain time period - there's no way out of it unless there's an exception. Exceptions are usually moving to a residence more than X miles away from the facility, hardship, or military leave. Regardless, they will probably still require 30-60 days notice of…

You know they're already insecure then. Find their mental weakness, and exploit it until they are crying. Once they are crying, keep pushing for the lols. Or just ignore them.

The most important meal of my day is the one that involves me drinking alone and crying.

No one likes to think for themselves, which means everyone will blindly discredit anything beyond 'healthy eating.' I trust you did your research, and are aware of the limitations, risks, and your doctor explained everything. I've taken stimulants (legal) before. I wanted to expedite the loss of a few more pounds. It did…

Did you get a prescription for it?

I'm around 80 grams a day too, and I don't have any problems. I have fiber one and oats in the morning, a few low carb (high fiber) wraps a day, and I always try to get in 6-8 cups of vegetables and 1-2 pieces of fruit a day. It's not hard to get there.

You don't need either? They're completely different things. One is a stimulant, and one is supplementing your diet with extra protein. Choose donuts.

man im drunk

Alcohol converts to stupid decisions at 3AM

Has anyone tried the Hersheys cookies and cream cereal? I'm afraid to commit to a full box without having tried it first.