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Yes a few times since I live in Houston it's not too far away Have you ever been walked in on ?
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Snow.
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On my first time, I probably lasted a minute or so. Bravo on making it to 2 minutes!
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Hello and welcome to MFP! You can add me, but I do have a terrible sense of humor and it would be 100 percent at your own risk.
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Sits on washing machines because he likes the vibrations.
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Doesn't keep time well
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Okay!
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Steals other women's dirty panties.
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Yes. Have you ever had a gun pulled on you while driving?
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Shat himself while taking that selfie.
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A "packer" picture. Like a fudge packer? Green Bay Packer? Cheese Packer? Packer of bags?
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My bada*s, panty-droppin' 2009 Corolla baby!
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She wants me.
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Takes selfies with other people's cats.
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You're hot
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Nope. Have you ever purposely bumped into someone pretending it's an accident?
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That beard is his 5 o'clock shadow.
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George Bush or any other politician. It's always their fault!
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Watches Discovery Channel to see nude women in third world countries.
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No you can eat too many calories anywhere! It's just American fat that's bad for you ;)
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Giggly guy.
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Houston, TX here. Same weather today
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That's actually true, Spnneil06. Hasn't changed her underwear in 2 years, out of laziness.
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I have a twisted and raunchy sense of humor so add at your own risk.
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Has 26 sex toys and named them starting with each letter of the alphabet.
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I want her because she's the only one into homeless guys.
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Beautiful eyes
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I hear ya! I am trying to keep any European fat that I have though. That is better.
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Hi
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Dirty panties from ladies on Craigslist.
