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wears a chastity belt!

Is a locksmith and is determined to make her own key

sadly I know that song...lol...my mom used to make me listen to it! Then I realized what the heck it meant, totally ruined my childhood!

Has never actually told a lie, honest to a fault.

Has never heard of Dr. Who.

used to be a woman

Doesn't keep time well

Knows when to hold 'em, not when to fold 'em.

takes me out dancing

he actually is a ballet dancer for the royal Russian ballet

likes to eat jelly babies from in between each toe in rainbow colour co ordination

Pays people to give him daily sponge baths so he doesn't need to shower.

Considers herself a Stray!

Sits on washing machines because he likes the vibrations.

Is a computer program pretending to be a person

I still am!

Doesn't even know how to tell the time!