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Spnneil06

Can't get enough of cleaning her ears, does it all day long.

mattyc772014

Melanie honeypotted me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Doesn't really know what Honeypot really means!

mattyc772014

Inventor of the honeypot.

SofaKingRad_II

Shat himself while taking that selfie.

Spnneil06

mattyc772014 wrote: »

Melanie honeypotted me.

Who's this "Melanie"?

WMDemetree

belly dances for living

Spnneil06

Keeps sending me invitations for a private belly dancing show.

jrline

she bites her toenails

Behxo

horrible swimmer

butterbeknown79

nipple rings

my_jennaration

Vegetarian

Shereewhitney88

Steals worn sweaty socks from the gym.

SofaKingRad_II

Steals other women's dirty panties.

butterbeknown79

eats raw meat

mattyc772014

^Sausage King of Chicago

jrline

has seen Justin Bieber in concert 10 times

GSD_L0VER

can't swim

FabulousFantasticFifty

He really can't ride a bike but thought it would be cool to take a pic on one! ;p

MaxPower0102

Can recite the alphabet faster backwards than forwards

aakaakaak

Is a stage actor for the reeducation scene in A Clockwork Orange - The Musical.

Curveegirl40

Broke up with me last month, made me cry

mattyc772014

Loves being in this message board. And loathes me for being so boring.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Really is Boring and has no friends at all!

mattyc772014

We met offline and the minute she saw me...she ripped my clothes off.

sheltered16

Has 23 piercings

FabulousFantasticFifty

Just got out of jail for both Stalking and Indecent Exposure!

mattyc772014

They both meant there comments for me.

sheltered16

Totally wants to be stalked by me

mattyc772014

Has a trash bin full of broken rulers. Uh oh.