sanderdejonge Member

You just won the lottery. Out of all probabilities, you are incredibly correct.

Something seems to be off, but I'm not sure what.

"He's probably gay."

Brilliant. Just brilliant. I'll get my hammerstick right away. Please wait there for a a second.

May I ask you politely, sir, may I smash you with a hammer stick?

A rock lover. Obviously rock in the sense of a stone. No of course not.

"Mhm, yeah, mhm, me like me scarf, mhm, yeah."

I'm hungry all the time as well! Don't you think that's great? I think I eat a lot (3.5kcal - 4kcal a day), but I do sports a lot (±2h swimming a day) as well though.

Of course you do! You lose quite some water during your sleep: respiration and transpiration. The average person loses about 1.2L of urine and about 1L through perspiration.

The end. End of story.

I can't seem to deny one if I'm offered a beer at the pub. Every time again. I think it's a habit.

You should put up a smile - a broad smile, men like happiness! And show a little more of yourself (zoom out). Other than that you're a pretty girl. :)

Hates cats

I sometimes shave my entire body for swimming competitions. I first trim & then shave (just a gilette fusion for shaving). But I don't shave against the grain. If you are to shave against the grain, make sure to shave with the grain prior to that. Also, if you warm up the skin and sooth it first, the shave job is a lot…

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Hi

It's great for associations, commissions, etc. I use the pages of the associations and commissions I'm a member of nearly daily.

Unfortunately, no. Have you ever chugged 5 beer within 15 minutes?

No. Otherwise I would have known, wouldn't I? Have you ever shot a bird?

God you're creepy.

I believe so yes. Have you ever swam on the grass? My brother did.

@Tigerhammon Haha yes, when I was little. I never understood girls so I figured the best thing to get to understand them was to be one. Woman still never seize to amaze me, though. Have you ever eaten over 5kcal a regular day?

Malavitaaaa!

Would he look like that all day long?

mhmhm yes I would

Yeaaaaah.. well, no.

Haven't you asked her why she didn't show up and how you feel about that? You can tell her you notice she doesn't talk to you anymore, and ask why. And that you think it's not fair of her to do so.

You've got more muscular shoulders than most men.

Rude kitten

I have, actually! Have you ever eaten wood?