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Norm expected a refund of $486. Unfortunately, since Norm actually has a JOB, he did not calculate the health insurance penalty and the fact that he does not drive an Escalade, live in section 8 housing and does not receive $1500 in food stamp money every month. Norm now owes the federal government $10,836.29. Due…

My first wife's best friend took her clothes off while I was driving and it was just her and I in the truck. Might have been a good pickup line if I wasn't married at the time... Wrong place, wrong time sweetheart...:noway:

Instead of a lot of strange cardio, I just lift really heavy stuff. :huh: I also make sure to make manly grunting noises, so that others in the gym know that I am lifting really heavy stuff... Hahaha!! :laugh: :noway:

This should help answer a lot of other questions as well. http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/833026-important-posts-to-read Cheers!

Badges? We don't got no badges... We don't need no stinking badges!!

@ Alaska Feels trapped...

With the image blocked I automatically assumed that the derogatory image was aimed at me. I withdraw my threat of stern response and will ride off into the sunrise...:flowerforyou:

Good thing the firewall is messing with the image you put in the quote or I would write a very stern response...:tongue:

Conservative, confident and intelligent. (It's in the eyes...)

You will be more accurate if you use the scale. Measure cup will get you close, but you will be off depending on the food and density. Example: Compacted flour versus sifted flour will have different density; thus they will weigh differently and have different caloric value per cup.

If the restaurant website does not have nutrition info. for you, you may find info. on calorieking.com and can add the numbers to MFP. Otherwise, I will typically make a mental or phone note of what I had and how much and update MFP later.

You need a permit to carry those guns Brah!

:laugh: THX!

The Rebecca Black Vid. Sorry Sin, gotta call them like I see them... LOL! Thanks for the laugh though!

Wow... :huh: You must have meant to post a different link. I think that could be THE crappiest song I have ever heard. :sick: I didn't watch the whole vid., but there went 45 seconds that I will never get back... Hahaha!!:laugh:

Feed it to unwanted house guests...

My Beautiful Wife... She's soooo Hot!::blushing: :love:

Does it have to be in the Lady's loo? Also, can I make manly grunting noises like when I lift heavy stuff in the Gym and I want everyone to know that I'm lifting heavy stuff in the gym?!?:wink:

Her cycle couldn't keep up with mine. (Maybe if we install a motor on hers... Hmmm) :smokin:

She got mad when I joined an outlaw MC gang with errata; and began to run guns to the North Irish...

Restaurants automatically adding 18%-20% on top of my bill. If I want to tip more or less, that is my business. Otherwise, charge more for your product and pay your staff accordingly. Tips are not taxes or a convenience fee, and it should not be my job as a customer to pay your staff! Many a waitress has made less in tips…

You may need to go to bed early tonight. Lack of sleep is cumulative and can build up over time, especially when coupled with exercise fatigue. -In a positive way, without beating yourself up, remember your "Why" for doing this. -Give yourself substitute snacks. (example: tea instead of pop, coffee instead of whiskey,…

One morning while she was driving to work, she was hit by a freight train when the star blocked her vision... :cry:

Nickelback - Burn It To The Ground!

We would hunt wild animals and talk about chicks...

I assume you meant the custom... The only comeback I had when Sin left me was... "Well you were dating it! What does that say about you!!" I bought a self development CD set from an infomercial though. Six months into my self development journey I am Halfway through the 4 disk set! :smile:

Didn't She dumped me... Sold my custom for $50 and rode off with the girl that bought it...:brokenheart:

@ Suzielynn You look like a really cool "Flower Child" of the 60's in that pic. Not like the creepy hippies that ask for gas money when they don't even own a car...

@ HappyRunner You look pretty happy running... Looking at the guy that is chasing you though, I think you can take him. No need to run... :smile:

@ arathena Because I couldn't compete with TamTastic... Oh, and the whole "She is married with kids" thing.