Dani_Davies23

Don't forget to cleanse your colon.

I love how colon cleansers are marketed toward women. "Just finished cleaning the kitchen? Why not take five minutes to tidy up your colon?!" Must maintain girl given ratio of composition. 1) Sugar 2) Spice 3) EVERYTHING nice

I realize it was evil of me to ask for only one song. Carry on.

I think it has to do with false sense of security. I always get the same answer when I ask why people feel the need to own something powerful enough to take just one life let alone dozens. "To protect myself" It's always this answer in some form or another. Life doesn't seem to work that way though. Sure, you'd like to be…

Mary had a little lamb?

Get ready to get your minds blown here..... My wife cooks me dinner every night and packs me breakfast and lunch. She cooks. I do the dishes. We clean the entire house every two weeks, alternating the person. Works for us. Then again...I wouldn't know the first thing about gender roles.

Bill Maher- Religulous. My hero.

Everything that happens at a party.

Don't mind the horror scene. I was dying my friend's hair red. I'm a strange person.

Holy ****, a talking muffin!

Skins. The Inbetweeners.

That you could catch a tan at night by "moonbathing"

Nickelodeon Gak! Those pens with the feather thing on the top of them a la' Clueless.

Fabbity fab fab.

Yes, pee peee me up. Duck fetus?

Bridget Jones

:flowerforyou:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Hopefuly I can get back to that point again. Do you take yourself to dinner first or do you just go in for the kill? :wink:

Long! That is the perfect word to describe it.