Shnookington

I don't plan on getting my penis pierced, my lip will be bad enough =P

Would it be better to get the piercing before or after I work out?

My first thought was Maleficent.

When I was young my mother told me that spilled toothpaste attracted cockroaches. So I would sneak out and squirt toothpaste onto the counter top to feed them.

8.72 Great hair =]

I'm 23, and want to lose somewhere between 25 and 40 kilograms (55 - 88lb)

Smee from Peter Pan

Make corsets out of pants

I was pleasantly surprised to discover that the chicken flavoured crispy noodles had less calories than the plain one. Only slightly, but still. They had more sodium, but it was worth it for that extra taste. They'd be what I seasoned my salads with.

Oooh sorbet! There's an idea! I think there's reasonably limited flavours here tho. I think Tip Top does a yoghurt icecream, so maybe that's better.

Nuts are so good but so bad! I earned myself a single serve of icecream last night, and when I looked at it I was like "That's it?? That's how much people are supposed to be eating??"

Yeah, I think I'll just have to accept my limitations and befriend people regardless of their assets.

Alestorm gets me goin =D