Mr_Bad_Example Member

Having to pee.

No.

Ever since I cut bullsh!t from my diet, I've never felt better!

Funny how abrupt changes in diet can cause stomach issues, huh?

I found some for ya, brah.

He should do Butt Bible and 'get that *kitten* to the grass'.

No squats, huh? That post was kinda leaning towards lame.

Also, if you really loved him, you would have a joint Google Plus account.

"Hey baby, want to get drinks and get naked later?" "No thank you, I have a joint Facebook account." "Man, that's serious commitment! Sorry to bother you with come-ons."

This ain't Sea World, this is as real as it gets.

I also draw lines in the sand. They look like this -

I know - but it's okay because...

So... should I have skipped including the d!ck pics when I sent you a friend request?

The fried chicken is mine.

I have to tell you, Setraline has saved my life. I've been on it since January after dealing with a 23 year depression and I feel great. As far as weight, I've found that food tastes better now that I'm on the meds than it had before - so that makes it a bit tougher with self control, but not impossible. Just keep your…

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... bang.

Just track it as 69 calories burned. Done.

People burn calories while sitting on their butts, too.

I have never used this product, so it looks like by your rules, OP, that I'm not allowed to comment in a negative fashion. So while I am not an expert on diatomaceous earth, I can still comment on it because I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. With that out of the way, if you decide that eating this stuff doesn't give…

If you're counting sex as any kind of calorie burn, you're giving yourself too much credit... or your partner just lays there.

Yes, and not a single one of them has had any success.

Tom Brady would only eat it if it were properly deflated first.

Hungry? Grab a Snickers.

Sounds like a wallet cleanse to me.

Send Oreo's for every kid in the class. Problem solved.

I would totally turn down doughnuts... ... for a Snickers bar.