Mr_Bad_Example Member

Miracle-Gro

I'm giving up giving things up.

I don't know about Bootea shakes, but I've heard that milkshakes are effective for bringing all the boys to the yard.

I don't know, but this works in 30 seconds.

Just be careful of the mustache wax.

I mustache you a question.

Scariest movie? That's easy.

I think I'm addicted to breathing. I mean, I just can't stop, and if I do, it's all I can think about until my next hit of air.

My third leg.

___ _________ _______ _________ ___ ______ ______? _ ___ ____ __ __ __ ___ _______, "_ ______ ___ _____."

Fish tacos.

Just break up.

Clearly, you do - your fishing technique is spot-on, girlfriend.

Words are cheap. Send me noodz.

If he really loved you, he would wake you up to take you to Aruba. Just break up.